h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

mystrunner - do u mind if i run the:

spook corp secret agent special undercover rule breaking face punching bottle drinking cop shooting mad dancing donut eating pizza throwing team

i think this team would be much beter then those other black and white and grey teams.

Actually, spook, I really don't think that would be such a great idea. Now, if you wanted to do the same thing under the gov. forces, no problem, but there isn't room in the plot for a fourth team. Besides, the donut eating pizza throwing brigade is what the gov. is supposed to be.

Face punching is a hero's job.

And cop shooting is discouraged, unless you're evil.

how can there not be room for a fourth team?

and how could i run such a wacky team using government? one of the governments principles is to look good in front of the public, and we'd have to go by our own laws and silly things like that. the group i am suggesting are a group above and below the government who can do anything.

face punching is for everyone who gets into a fight.

cops belon to the government, and why would i want to use the cops? they can't do anything, hence the fact i'd rather shoot them.



plllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee let me run this fourth group, and four groups is always more exciting then 3!

Sorry, but the plot is set. However, there is room that if either side gets into The Majestic City, that you would
A. Sell weapons to them
B. When they try to cross you, open up a load of heavy firepower on them.

and i had a load of ideas for pros and cons to go on that page of yours.

btw, i've posted a message on the corporation page registering my corporation.

oh, and if this can't be an actual group of the quest, can either of the 3 groups hire me and other spook corp members who sign up here as assassins or spies, sent to infiltrate other groups, follow them, shoot them, hit them, throw pizza at them etc, so although we r not a group on the quest, we are involved in the quest? please?

Heck yeah. You can be hired all you want. Just, you won't gain any of the skills that you'd have if you signed up, like the hacking thing.

I'll start on your corporate webpage. If you ever want to expand your building/area, just use the computers in MJ12 HQ.

You could even change your name to something a bit more sinister...

Like Wraith, Inc.

BTW, sign-ups for Spook corp should probably be held elsewhere, like a HQ in terrania...?

Having a public one is always a plus.

there isn't a guide to using the MJ12 computers is there?

i think i'll keep the name Spook Corp as i believe the corporation will do good and evil and must make sure it does not make fatal mistakes in name marketing.

i will consider advertising on the terrania page.

Click on the button, and say what you want. That's about it.
This should be fun!

Please sign me up. I can't be in government cos I'm not human, I'm a gynoid. I look like a woman but I am actually made of artificial fiber. I have some emotions - there is a bug in my system - and I am currently on the rn from my makers, who want to restore me to my original function, the same as Priss in Blade Runner, and put a patch on the emotional bug.

I have recently found that writing and communicating with human beings increases the impact of the emotional bug. While I hide from my makers, I also discover a lot about the world and myself.

Nobody is supposed to know who I am on first glance, but wait until they try to shoot me!

My name is
Greta_9

hey Greta_9,

it'll be great having u as part of the corporation. although we are not actually on the quest ourselves, we are involved with helping others on the quest, working for the others, fooling the others, selling things to the others, and just having fun.

glad to have u onboard!

spook

I don't mind not being on the quest... I like to help out.
I can'tbe a villainess because of the emotional bug, and I can't be a heroine, in case they find me out...

So, my place is with your lot

Spook. we need you to keep some rather confidential information about Daedalus inside spook's MJ12 hq. I'll talk to you later, but you'll have to fight tooth and nail to keep it from being found.

See you on your page.

i'm on my way!

spook

i am evil so all u cops better wear bullet proof vests unless i'm in a bad mood i'll just shoot you in da face

*points solid silicone-and-steel finger at evil person*

Who are you???

Spook, you need to change your Nickname. Or did you sign in wrong?

my present nickname is santa over the christmas period. i thought i'd be seasonal.

spook

it really is a shame this quest died

Yar