h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Pure hand simple, hay thread wear haul the stuff is just hen'ything about what heifer comes two mind - a hope'n subject.


ass'll egg'spect loads of daft stuff, even on serious subjects

where we sort of left off............

need a cuppa, I'm a little horse, but I won't bolt it down

You seem to have a frog in your throat.

If you sneeze again, please aim away from the condiments on the table. I don't want to see the butter fly

Ah'use tryn' tay b' punny or puny? Jimmy

Nice one Prof.

fogs gone and the puns out

sheep-herd is watching his frocks


fish is going to bee a long story, haddock better move on

What a lot of carp-ing around! Who's horse-ing about and when are you going to bee-hive yourself!!!

sen-ile I'm an idiot, hits inn my jeans/dna

hand no intention hover changing

We all need to promote change--spare change is especially whalecome.

change! what about that sick squid(£6 =US$12)ewe owe me ??






(it don't look/sound right in $$$)

I expect that you are squidding about that.

you have to crab what you can, oyster you'll miss all the fun
sea yah later

Shell we discuss that?

That Prof can discuss anything - he won the discuss at the o'lympics and when he's upset he throws a javelin. But he does hammer on a bit.

Friendly though - won the 10,000 meeters.

I had a hunch you'd come out with something like that, I just haddock a clue

I'm late to this thread; please don't treat me like a social pirahna

a social piano ? as if mate

take your plaice hand join the band

I'd lick two being turbanned. Knot shore iffy camp lay so minster you meant?! Know git tar; no P&O; node rums. Vow calls May bee?

halibut! can eye trust ewe, your not codding are you ??

Wood eye cod? Car net prod yews mew sick buy hand war tether thee in stir you meant. Bet her icing; gnome hat her mite own less war balling. Yule trussed meek... um... them oh meant!

Goo deny it! I yam

zebra heard the dirty joke ? a man fell in a bag of soot