A Conversation for Gheorgheniplex: Brightling Night Life
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Started conversation Mar 29, 2020
Captain!
Yes Mr Spock ?
Sir! We have been digitised and now appear in colour!
lieutenant Uhura, contact Star Fleet Command and ask why I wasn't notified of this ?
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cactuscafe Posted Mar 30, 2020
Love this. I just laughed big deep warm laughs. Thanks!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 30, 2020
Picard - Data! Plot heading for Star-base 133 and make it so!
Data - Ah Sew! - A sewing machine which is a machine used to sew fabric and materials together with thread.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 1, 2020
I have no idea where the actual Battle of Hastings was, but apparently it was near enough to Brightling that some locals staged a reenactment of it there.
http://brightling.east-sussex.co.uk/events/battle-of-hastings-2019/
Apparently, William the Conqueror was descended from the right sort of stock, and could lay claim to the throne of England, but you know how stubborn those royals can be! 
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Apr 1, 2020
The reason Nigel reads the 'Rye and Battle Observer' is because Brightling is very close to the battlefield.
By the way, the 'Rye and Battle Observer' is an interesting newspaper and well worth reading online:
http://www.ryeandbattleobserver.co.uk/
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 4, 2020
Picard to Lieutenant Commander La Forge!
Yes Captain..
The holodeck is on the blink again
Right on it Captain.. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 5, 2020
Is the problem with the holodeck, or just part of it?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 5, 2020
That is the Q
we don't know the "A" 
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- 1: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 29, 2020)
- 2: cactuscafe (Mar 30, 2020)
- 3: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Mar 30, 2020)
- 4: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 1, 2020)
- 5: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Apr 1, 2020)
- 6: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 4, 2020)
- 7: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 5, 2020)
- 8: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Apr 5, 2020)
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