h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

FWR:

Another bit of eye-trickery by Bob. Just one cow indeed. But...

Crop the top third and here's a nice photo of a, obviously spoilt rotten, cow.

Go over the fence and just what is shining in the trees? Fairground ride? Cable car terminal? A very very posh dovecot?

Photos like these want to make us go exploring.

DG:

I loved this cow. It made me laugh. I also wanted to make up a story about it. This is a beautiful picture.

but! could it be - no moo's is good moo's ?

Actually Bob, another researcher says this is a bull not a cow. That might explain why it is by itself. Bless this lady for having such good eyesight!

Tried looking at an udder angleand err! Couldn't see how many "teats" it had ?


Bob! Please don't do a close up

Drat!

I was going to give the picture the caption: "Look at me! I just won the No Bull Prize!

A couple of great captions from Social Media:

" Pull the udder one! Is it aMOOsing?"

"What mission is it on? Has it come to tell us about Cheeses?"

What is the cow thinking?

"HE is thinking, "I am not a cow.""

"Nothing much. According to a Danish brain research expert, the brain activity of a cow equals something like one per week..."

"Oh no, not again!"

Mad Cow disease ? What you talking about ? I'm a bloody Rhode Island Red rooster!

Maybe it's from another planet, and it's time-traveling. You know, Doctor Moo.

there was a chairman moo ?

Of course there was.

Just thought up..

No1 cannibal elk said - did you make a mistake ?
No2 cannibal elk said - no! That was a moose steak.

If you give coffee to a very young cow, and it does monstrous things, you can blame it on the calf fiend.

Unsubscribing now.

I doubt that.