h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was talking to that hat-stand for 2 hours, including saying Stan! you've lost one hell of a lot of weight since I saw you lastuntil I realised I should have gone to specsavers

hahahah dear Prof.

Oh, message from Stan. He says home is where you hang your hat.

I live on a coat-hook then

I really hope you and your hubby enjoy the new place and that you are both managing to stay . What out for those jellyfish. DG was stung be them in the Gulf of Mexico. Up north I never remember encountering any ---but that was many many moons ago before the climate had changed so drastically!

Thanks luv! Yes, we're not so cool at the moment, haha, it being about 28C, but you're used to temps like that in NC eh?

Yes, haven't seen the jellies yet, they keep saying they're arriving but they never do. The late running jellies. If I see one I'll take a photo. eeeek. Perhaps not. I'll be running out of the sea, dressed erm ... skimpily. .

DG was stung in the Gulf of Mexico? youch. A bad sting? I've never been stung. Yet.

I was five years old at the time, so I'm not sure how bad it was.

It was painful, though. I decided I preferred the pool.

I'm still trying to work out where on the human body the gulf of Mexico is

NOYB.

The Gulf where they suspect the giant asteroid smashed and killed off the dinosaurs

Hey Doc, I've just been stung in me Gulf of ...

No! Cease, ye blushing mind.

Exit delicate lady from the conversation.

I switch to humour where ever the chance arisesbut never in disrespect

It's about 5 miles west of me

F S

aw eck! if you were another 15 mile to the east, I could waveyou wouldn't actually see me, but the thoughts there

Where are you at? I might could buy you a pint or two

F S

Yorkshire (about 5000 mile away)

I'll find the rough distance

http://www.freemaptools.com/how-far-is-it-between.htm

4336.201 miles

and now, time for ugly sleepbeauty sleep is out, I've as much chance of a snowball in hell

g'night and sleep/dream well as your time comes round

Never mind
When you said another 15 miles I thought you might be over here for vacation holiday.

Yorkshire is a bit of a drive, and every time I go past the Atlantic beaches I wind up with a flooded engine

Good morning when you read this, I still have a couple hours before turning in

F S