h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No nudity allowed

Are you saying I should put on some clothes?

You are a , you should wear at least your eye patch. And a bandana. And a hook. And a parrot on your shoulder.

As long as you turn the video cam off, you should be OK

Mind you the girls may disagree I think they may have already had a sly look

Menza does not seem to have been around for the last 6 years <BB<
Apart from popping back from time to time, Mensa has not posted a lot since 2002. The last posting was
F24306?thread=93443&post=38942329#p38942329
Aug 2006 as far as I can see.

Nudity was always required in the swimming pool due to the danger of s.

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<BB< Are you going to revitalise the waterworks s and all ?

If you need a hand to tweak the clickable maps and images as I note some missing coding which makes them disfunctional.

I can have a good look and perhaps help make them work and get the great idea of yours a favourite place again.

If you know how to get the clickable map and postcard working, I'd love to know!
I hope we can get the waterworks, beach and pool popular again. I've tried a few times in the last couple of years and even ran another bikini competition last year, but interest seemed to fizzle out.

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Just going out now - I will get back to you later

did someone mention bikinis?

Put those binoculars away you'll make em

<BB< see A87761523 the map

veg

Someone did the Manchester 10k in a mankini.

It was not a good sight.

It wasn't me, honest I dont

Hey <BB<

Just in case you missed it, knowing how busy your My Space is,

<BB< see A87761523 the map & Coding

Veg

Thanks - I've updated the map page now and it works!



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Your Welcome <BB<

The Postcard page

You just need to change the tag allocating the Postcard image by adding

usemap="#amymap" next to the alt="Clickable map of the H2G2 Waterworks"

just a tip here whenever you allocate text in the alt within the img tag also allocate a title with the same text.

I.E.

alt="Text Here"
add
title="Text Here"
as well

Reason not all browsers will activate a pop up with the text within alt - but all do with title.

clear as mud - plus this will add SEO for you page - something HooToo lacks against other popular sites. I have become an SEO expert over the years and help all my customers reach the top three in chosen keywords for their sites in google.

vegimn

Vegiman does SEO these days does he? Hmm, dastardly plans to volunteer him to work with Tech and Comms may be hatched...

I did mention amongst other things in an email to you that the BBC is stealing your thunder by not removing pages.

It's been looked at, and there's a bit more too it. I'll email you

Aren't you lot watching the ?

Why would I? I like sport.