A Conversation for The Post Advent Calendar 2011

~~A Nativity Calender Smiley story~~

Post 1

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

"What shall I pack in my smiley - suitcase?" said smiley - mammoth to his companion,

"Lunch, to begin with," said smiley - badger.

"Okay, I'll pack an smiley - apple, a smiley - otamot, and some smiley - nalf." He jotted down these items with his smiley - orib.

"Better pack something to drink."

"Fine."

"And a smiley - winekey to open the bottle with."

"You'll also need a smiley - spork to eat the food with."

They boarded the . The other passengers consisted of a smiley - frog, a smiley - dolphin, and a smiley - hero who was bringing a smiley - snowdrop and some smiley - petunias to his sweetheart.

"Let's all drink some smiley - redwine for luck," said the smiley - dolphin.

" they all said as the took off.


~~A Nativity Calender Smiley story~~

Post 2

aka Bel - A87832164

Comes here in a smiley - tekcor

Wonderful!! smiley - applause

smiley - sreehc


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Post 3

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - rofl I love it.

It drove me nuts trying to type smiley - otamot. Also smiley - tekcor.

And I had a dream last night involving smiley - kropss. smiley - yikes I've been staring at that Advent Calendar too long. smiley - nur

Er, smiley - run


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Post 4

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

How long have you been running in two directions simultaneously, Dmitri? smiley - winkeye


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Post 5

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - rofl Well, my mom said I became ambulatory at seven months, so...

...about 58 years or so...smiley - run

smiley - nur


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Post 6

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I stopped running a long time ago, though I walk a lot. If I need to go somewhere at a speed greater than walking, I use my car.


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Post 7

loonycat - run out of fizz

I tend to hop smiley - frog on a smiley - bus to go to work smiley - skull


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Post 8

Malabarista - now with added pony

Just wait for tomorrow's, that's impossible to spell smiley - doh


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Post 9

aka Bel - A87832164

And there was me hoping we'd get a smiley. smiley - silly


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Post 10

Rev Nick - dead man walking (mostly)

smiley - lurk


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Post 11

TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office

> impossible to spell

You weren't joking, were you?

TRiG.smiley - stnirptoof


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Post 12

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant



I can hardly wait to see what it looks like.

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 13

loonycat - run out of fizz

That's really churned my brain up! smiley - cogs (uber cool smilie smiley - ok)


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Post 14

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

smiley - wow

That's the coollest smiley so far. There's a cog railway up to the top of Mount Washington. I will think of that every time I see the smiley - cogs smiley.


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Post 15

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

There's a Mt Washington with a cog railway in Boston? smiley - bigeyes

There's a Mt 'Warshington' with a cog railway in Pittsburgh. smiley - laugh


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Post 16

Rev Nick - dead man walking (mostly)

Boston has all the really smiley - cool stuff, even mountains discretely tucked away here and there. smiley - winkeye


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Post 17

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Mount Washington is in New Hampshire, but I've been to that area many times. I came close to living there in my youth. My father was a meteorologist in World War II. After he was discharged, his credentials were good enough that he was offered a job in the weather station on top of Mount Washington. He was tempted, but he had small children, and didn't want them to grow up there.


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Post 18

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

He didn't want them growing up on top of a mountain (my idea of pure bliss), or he didn't want them growing up in New Hampshire? smiley - rofl


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Post 19

aka Bel - A87832164

smiley - stnirptoof

not yet gone live?

smiley - footprints


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Post 20

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Probably the former. He liked New Hampshire fine. As it turned out, he stayed near his mother, who was widowed and had some health problems. Plus, the company he worked for before the war offered him his old job back, and ultimately promoted him to a very nice position.

Anyway, I've been to that place on top of Mount Washington, and I think it's not a good place for children to live.


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