A Conversation for The Post Advent Calendar 2011

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Post 1

Little Lost Mammoth

Fame at last!

Thank you for making me official.

smiley - mammoth

When we have an I will might be able to have a girlfriend.. if the thingites don't eat me first...


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Post 2

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

smiley - biggrin Let's tell Pastey! Gf for the smiley - mammoth!


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Post 3

Spaceechik, Typomancer

If we get a GF for smiley - mammoth, though, won't the smiley - hero be wanting one, then? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 4

Malabarista - now with added pony

smiley - headhurts That's the trouble with smileys, they lead to demands for more smileys...


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Post 5

Z

That's because people love them...

Though the smiley - mammoth mainly seems to want a girlfriend.


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Post 6

Sho - employed again!

we'll be coming over all ice-age next

I want to see a with long eyelashes and a pink handbag...


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Post 7

Little Lost Mammoth

*nods keenly*

(To be honest another sock puppet account would do..)


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Post 8

Malabarista - now with added pony

Poor little smiley - mammoth, doomed to spend its life courting a sock puppet. That's one step away from mail-order mammoths!


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Post 9

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

What would it take to blow up an inflatable smiley - mammoth?


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Post 10

Sho - employed again!

a lot of breath...


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Post 11

Bluebottle

Does it have to be a female mammoth, or would a mastodon or elephant in a fur coat* do?

<BB<

*not a real fur coat, that's cruel.


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Post 12

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

Venus in fake furs...smiley - run

smiley - ponysmiley - handcuffs


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Post 13

Malabarista - now with added pony

Are you suggesting a smiley - mammoth in a green dress, BB?


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Post 14

Bluebottle

Not a real green dress, that's cruel smiley - tongueout.
And they cost a million dollars - but I'm not sure whether that's Canadian, Australian, New Zealand, Hong Kong, American or Altairian etc dollars.

<BB<


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Post 15

Malabarista - now with added pony

Don't eat too many smiley - snowdropsmiley - snowdropsmiley - snowdrop, little smiley - mammoth, they're poisonous! And we don't want you extinct again already. smiley - erm


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Post 16

Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor

Is it safe to eat the smiley - petunias? I know you can eat nasturtiums. smiley - winkeye


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