h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good on her for being so open, though.
I think I know what Reefgirl's favourite gadget may be...

All those remote controls going idle...

B

Well I have to say I am COMPLETELY unimpressed with you boys and my favourite gadget is still Little Nellie and as I keep saying I can't post the best escapades I've had as I'd get banned, I think I'm doing ok as I think I'm the only Girlie brave enough to go head to head in the boasting stakes with you 'boys'

Reefgirl

I still say I'm not boasting. To boast would say that I was proud of some of the things I've done

Fair enough, I'm not boasting either I've actually been curling up with embarrasment reminising over some of these, I suppose I'm trying to prove that the girlie's can hold their own (oo er missus) in the sexual exploits stakes, no way am I proud of some of the things I've done but 10 years of monogamy can make you do crazy things, it's my excuse and I'm sticking to it>

Reefgirl

I think curling up with embarressment is pretty much the same here. And all this started out with B saying that he still couldn't undo a bra one handed and me offering to show him how

Good for you!
Good to see you can give it as well as take it.

I've had plenty of practise (in the giving and taking dept)and if I remember I told B to use both hands so he couldn't defend himself when he got slapped

Reefgirl

PS he's gone remarkably quiet, but I expect he'll be back with a bang

Well, if you're offering....

B

What the slap?

Reefgirl

No, the bang.



B

To... many... jokes...


Must... lie... down...

Not A Chance



Reefgirl

If it's jokes you want try this

Blonde gets a job painting white lines down the road, the foreman says you must paint 4 miles a day, 1st day she paints 6 miles, not bad says the foreman keep it up, next day she paints 4 miles, ok says the foreman you're within the limit but try and do a bit more, next day she only paints 2 miles, whats happened says the foreman 1st day you painted 6 miles then 4 and today you only did 2 what's going on, well says the blonde I'm getting tired having to keep walking back to the paint tin.

Reefgirl

Oh dear, I was just about to start ribbing Master B/ showing off about his lack of bra-undoing skills but then had a flashback to Saturday night at which point I'd had too much tequila and had to do the moment-ruining thing of stopping the kiss and swivelling round to the back of this poor girl and fumbling about with both hands and oh my god it's all coming back to me now...

between the two of us there are bra's that fasten at the front ( I know I've got one ), do yourself a favour and use both hands, a bra strap is a much more effective than a chastity belt.

Reefgirl

Not sure about that, I have been known to damage some very expensive La Perla underwear through just ripping it off before. You don't think about these things in the heat of the moment, do you?

Very true, I suppose if all else fails rip it off might spice the evening up in a me man kinda way.

Reefgirl

That's what I thought.

Reefgirl