h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And certainly not Toby!!






















He's a mug!!

MA grins.

Oddly she starts to lick her own feet. As she does so, her feet disappear. And so she continues until just her cheeky grin is left.

(Just for you MA. Pending your return to Non RL civilisation)

But Outrider.. the two strangers.. have you no instructions for them?

I cannot manage on my own..and why have I got the sickle?


Please... I need more answers...don't abandon me here ... alone

Perhaps when intros have taken place we may understand. The sickle probably recognises em. Eye watch from a distance and clock all before me without a second look.

Farewell my friend.

Travel safely.

lil ol' me will await your return

Still the strangers do not speak. I see no food so they cannot be waiters (dumb idea but there you go).

Perhaps the vision of my lovely companions has caught thier eye? Though MA is quiet after all the and VV says little inside her shiney helmet (bet you wish that were true LM).

Now then, this map says turn right here and.............................

Suddenly I have a feeling oh being here before.

Hello Stranger...

You have been missing in action for a long time

Are you now well

Oh so that's where my sickle went to.

I knew it was yours!

Outrider left it with me for safe keeping. He has gone on his own adventure and will be back only when he can

Now there is only lil ol' me waiting in this tower for others to return and some to arrive.


Welcome home my Warrior

*The strangers uncloak. Both are the Grim Reaper. As they great each other in the traditional manner (a clashing of sickles) a load ZWAAP! is heard*


*The party awake in a cafe. Outrider takes a sip of his cafe noir (two sugars, allowed to soak and then gently released into a small cup).....*

Sorry, LM. What was that you were saying? I must have been day-dreaming.

hmmm?... *Closes her book*

That was the last sentence...


She said "Welcome home my Warrior"!!


How romantic eh?

Sounds like the drink.

Too sugars!



Just doin a quickie journal then AWOL again. PC problems, but whose server?


Like the new location?


Jut done the scouse test on bbc. Now then, Now then, I'm a proffessional you know. Tarra!

What could I expect from you darling

I suppose I will have to find my own way home eh?


I knew I should not have hitchhiked so far...

Remember,

Thumb out, check.

Leg out, Check.

Skirt raised, check.

Bill paid, cheque, check!!

*husky voiced*

yes darling

Whoa!!!!!

Just about to take off on Pegasus then when you lept out in front of me waving your leg. You could have caused a very nasty accident there.
Right stand aside.

Hi Ho Pegasus aaawwwaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!

Waving my leg around??? I did not



*husky voiced*

You all leaving me behind?



Sod this for a lark! *Shapeshifts into a and follows!

read posting 555

Oh! I see..... I get left behind while you men ride off into the distance eh?



Ooow!... hang on!

Cooo eeee!






*Air brakes hiss and hiss again.. and suddenly the Juggernaut halts*


Haaayyy!.... Got my lift darling .... bye!