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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 18, 2004
It's the way I ride 'em!
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 18, 2004
You are as daft as I am!!
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 18, 2004
Oh! Hello Occifer!
Canz I helps yousss!
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Jul 18, 2004
No Officer I don't know who she is. I've never seen her before in my life.
Well alright. I do know her. look, officer,what if I were to buy some tickets for the policeman's ball, you'd let her off, wouldn't you?
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 18, 2004
My Hero 
*hic*
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Outrider Posted Jul 18, 2004
Ahem!?
'Policeman has only got one ball!
O/R has 2, but very small.
Liquid, has something similar,
And Lm has no balls at all!'
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Jul 19, 2004
I'm sorry , but you've lost me there. Too many Knights?
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Outrider Posted Jul 19, 2004
Put it down to going home at 0700 and not back til Weds. Shift oveload.
How's the fox?
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Jul 19, 2004
Haven't seen it for days. The water pistol had the required effect. A neighbour said he saw it a few days ago and it looked quite mangy. He has a rifle and has threatened to shoot it. I'm told that a female was found dead in the bushes a few weeks ago, and perhaps it was it's mate. Sad when you think of it. I've never wanted to do it harm, just wanted to scare it away from the dog.
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Outrider Posted Jul 19, 2004
That's the dark side of Mother nature for you. Shooting 'might' be a kindness. Shame the prevents us from trying it out on the politicians .
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Jul 19, 2004
Old joke but:
My Great grandfather was a Tory MP.
My grandfather was a Tory MP
My father was a Tory MP
I am a Tory MP
And my son is not going to work either.
Boom! Boom!
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 19, 2004
*Kick starts the chopper*
Kerchunk....kerchunk...KERchunk....KERCHunk.....OWWWW!!! ME BL**DY SHIN!!
K ER CH UNK.....VVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOMMM VVVROOOOOOOOOOM!!!
I was going to ask a question.. but decided that no matter how I tried.. it will still sound filthy!! 
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Outrider Posted Aug 10, 2004
*Burger van rolls into view*
Bang, bash....WALLOP!
O/R; You alright mate?
Van Man: Yeah! *wiping onions from his brow*
O/R; I'll have one dog, hold the onions, a cheese burger for the lady and some chips for my freind over there.
VM: How do you expect me to sort that whilst holding on to these onions?
O/R; Forget the onions!
VM: That's easy for you to say. You haven't got them all over your hands!
O/R; OK. Forget the cooked stuff. I'll take three 99's with flakes, suace..the works!
VM: You want nuts on them?
O/r; Yep!
VM: You want you nuts crushed?
BANG!
VM: For you topping!!
O/r; Sorry!
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Aug 11, 2004
Would you like your nuts crushed?
Would you like your t*ts blown off? 
Punchline to very old joke. But then I am a very old joke.
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- 601: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jul 18, 2004)
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- 604: Outrider (Jul 18, 2004)
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- 617: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Jul 19, 2004)
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