h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you think they might have been circus horses?

Whoa there. Whoa there!!

*picks up a stool and pretends to be a lion tamer*

Down boys....steady now....good boys. *rubs nose of nearest horse*


Oh, I feel quite shaky now...I want to

I think they may be.

i think it was another trick of outriders
may be why hes not around.


Oh no what you done you made them worse.
quick they are going to charge at us

H...EE...EEEE..LP! Outrider come back!!!

Whoa horses, whoa!

*Horses stand still and gaze at outrider*

I see you've shown our friends your spirit. We have work to do. Can you take us on our journey to the realms of TLOTRS? I have stabled our dragons (they are forbidden here).

*The horses each choose a companion. Tiddles walks to outrider. The four mount up and the companions carry them (It IS here) to the eastern gate. The companions climb into the saddles and set off for notle on the wold.*

Closes eyes tight and hopes Outrider knows what he is doing!!!

*The horses gaze at the great stairway before them. So vast that they stretch beyond the horizon. They decide there is only one thing they can do. The horses mount the stairs, trotting at first, then cantering briefly before stretching to a full gallop*

*Eventually they spy a box with a handle. Coming to a stop, outrider dismounts and examines the box*

It's ok! I didn't see the handle at first but now I know what it is!

A STAIRCASE!

TO HEAVEN??

Ah! Where waits a lady we all know. Cool track. The last time I ever get that track played I wont be there to hear it. But I will be a Freebird.

Of Course....that's for Hubby too!!!

Outrider opens the case.

Yahoo!

Freeze dried bubbly!

This could come in handy later.

*prods saddle bags...but still is unsure how safe it is*


Outrider! Why is this bag moving?

*opens bags*

H, D! How did you guys get into this thread?

I see they have all your bad habits Outrider!!!

Mixing threads


Come here darlings *cuddles two very excited pups*

Be careful lm.

Jumping and licking aren't their only habbits!

*notices little puddles on floor*


They really do have your bad habits

Boys! Stop spilling your drinks. Mind your hat lil!

*picks up hat quickly*

Shall we take them for a walk before they get too excited?

No I think we'll send them on ahead as scouts.

Off you go boys, and mind you don't lose your toggles!

* Pups run off into the distance, trying out their pouncing techniques on each other.

The riders remount and gallop on, up into the heavens.

After 2 hours riding the stairs end and a plateau can be seen*

I'm hungry. I think we'll rest there for tiffin.

*Outrider dismounts and gets the kettle boiling. he calls to the dogs.
2 very muddy pups arrive, without toggles.*

Glad to see that you haven't lost your touch boys!

Ooooomph!! Outrider will you get H off me...I'm covered in mud!!

Oh well I needed to change anyway


*shapeshifts and becomes a slim brunette wearing suitable riding habit*


Well what do you think? *secures long hair with a ribbon*

What?