h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What religion is that?
(Just a normal question)

Christadelphian

Never heard of it...

Well an english man named John Thomas started it in america and then went back to england and started it there. Then it went way out there from there such as places as canada, germany, iraq, iran, the carribean, austrialia, isreal, and other countrys. There is alot of ecclesias in each country of the world but the most is in canada and england and united states. If you want any more info just ask because I dont know what you want to know.

Maybe I will.
But ok, hang on...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F19585?thread=200429&latest=1 for anyone whos interested...

ok take your time. Does anyone have AIM? Hey Jade are you an American? Because you have an aol.com email address and I believe thats only in america but AIM is international. and i might be mistaken.

just a guess but from reading the backlog i take it frederick has no idea what he is talking about and loves to backtrack a lot!

HA he emerges. Mister THE PHENOM we need you to willingly come with me to the hospital because its time for your yearly check up. Now just follow me at the link I will provide you with after you reply to this post.

from the darkness rose a spirit greater than before. the unbreakable shell of a man withered and now gone. creachy is lost to the darkness forever. no surgeon can save him. you must all now answer to THE PHENOM.

No we will not answer to you! *yells foreign words again knowing that this time it will work* *all of a sudden ten spirit hunters jump in and five snipers appear around the building blocking THE PHENOM's exit* *pulls out wizard staff and gets ready to help creachy out*

THE PHENOM looks undeterred by these events as he knows he is more than a spirit. he has physical form and creachy, for the last time, has been banished to oblivion. the spirit hunters will not work.
as for the snipers, there is not much they can do when they have a rottweiller chewing off each arm.

now frederick(you must get a shorter name)..........
lets finish this!

THE PHENOM

*slams wizard staff onto ground which causes a shockwave* I am going to finish this not you.

*cracks open a packet of jaffa cakes (cos i am bored) and eats them. reaches into pocket of shoal and throws the contents at freddy. not many elves like spiders, especially flesh eating ones.*

i know you probably have a spell for that but i do enjoy watching you squirm!
by the way did you know we are in the same regiment and i outrank you?

THE PHENOM

Acctually I like spiders so it doesnt effect me. and i do have a spell for it *uses spell on spiders which disappear* You think that being in the same regiment and being outranked is going to stop me from following orders? Well you are sadly mistaken. *throws off grey cloak which reveals a bright white garment, a white wizard staff, a elven long bow, a quiver of arrows, and also reveals that the first staff was just a stick which implies that the two spells did not need a wizards staff which should have made creachy suspicious that it was so powerful* Lets break this spell once and for all. *pushes staff towards creachy which slams him against the wall* Leave Creachy alone you demon! He did nothing to deserve this. Get out of him and go find some other fool that deserves this sort of treatment!

*THE PHENOM begins to laugh uncontrollably.*

you think you can exorcise me you stupid fool. i am what remains of Creachy. i am what made him and sustained him. i am the darkness at the back of every soul, the fear that drives us on. your staff and magic, bows and blades can slow me down, but they will never stop THE PHENOM.

*a cloud of dark ash, that had no source, spirals from the floor engulfing both THE PHENOM and freddy. when all clears there is only freddy and the receeding sound of cackled laughter*

*looks around* S**T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He even killed the spirit hunters and the snipers. I am going alone next time because this is personal. He killed my girlfriend *.......*

*looks astonished*
My god, you must catch that thing!
I promote you to Sergeant, take whatever staff you may need, just catch that, that...thing!

Yessir. I will get right on that sir. Thank you sir. I will have to do some research first. What rank was creachy before?

Corporal.