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Gazpacho mess room
British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... Started conversation Dec 20, 2002
This is the Gazpacho mess room
Gazpacho mess room
creachy Posted Dec 21, 2002
*walking around camp creachy cannot quite believe his eyes! there is now not only a barracks but a mess room
.*
perfect for eating my huge ham salad roll in me thinks.
*enters mess room*
spiffin, absolutely spiffin
*take seat at nearest table and starts eating*
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creachy Posted Dec 21, 2002
*finishes roll
and decides a cup of 
would go down well, oh no, no machine. stands up sharply with purpose written all over his face and exits mess room.*
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British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... Posted Dec 22, 2002
*British walks in, drifts across to the north wall, moves a screen across from the wall to Reveille a tea and coffee machine, a bar with optix and everything*
*takes his drink, leans to creachy with an intimidating manner and says "Its all here private but somtimes as with many things its just not as it seems"
Breaks wind and sits down in his comfy rubber chair.....
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creachy Posted Dec 22, 2002
*creachy walks back in to mess room carrying a large cylindrical object. notices new adornment to north wall and swears*
do u realise how much trouble i am going to be in with my mum sir. well, now we have a spare one
*walks over to bar and grabs a 
and a 
and walks over to his superior*
mind if i join u sir?
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British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... Posted Dec 22, 2002
Sure sit, chill but hey go easy on the stiff ones.............
I must appologise for my arse as i have a digestion problem at the moment
*breaks wind and lets rip with the air freshner*
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creachy Posted Dec 22, 2002
*pulls up chair and starts choking. downs *
pretty quiet out there tonight sir, is there any news of up coming attacks or offencive moves? i am getting a bit restless i am, plus i need to get some fresh air, soon!
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British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... Posted Dec 22, 2002
Don't worry if theres anything going off you WILL be informed, i think we have reached a platoe and are just waiting for someone to have a go.............
*breaks wind*
I am a peacefull person creachy, but snidy indeed thats why im the co-vert officer. I move with stealth every move is very coordinated.
Even my wind breaking! *breaks wind*
Whats your speciality?
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creachy Posted Dec 22, 2002
information gathering, as you know i am your mp. and i never say die!
*salutes, but you have to wonder if this is just to get the air circulating*
i also have a handy wrist device that shift time and location, but its broken at the moment. bit of a mishap with some exploding daisy pettles on the battlefield.
*takes big swig of leaving a frothy moustache*
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British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... Posted Dec 22, 2002
Mmmmm tash suits you creachy....
Handy wrist device that sounds errm well a bit iffy i much prefere to enjoy that sort of thing with a lady.
*breaks wind* *barphs*
Its nice when its quiet, as you can have a good read thru all the back log n stuff, you on shift tonight or off? ive got sun/pm mon/pm then im off till erm dunno. have you copped the crimbo cak shifts?
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creachy Posted Dec 22, 2002
yeah i am on tonight and tmrw night 8-8. then i am off til friday. but over chrimbo i am working on my local youth radio station set up for students, i am not a student and i am 21, did i mention i am a good tactician?
*wipes tach off then takes another swig of negating the last action*
smoke?
*offers british a rolly*
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creachy Posted Dec 22, 2002
*
creachy rises unsteadily to his feet. mutters some kind of obscenity under his breath to noone in particular and staggers out the door. on the table are 25 
's of and 12 empty s. obviously it was not a good idea to leave him alone with the new freshly stocked bar!*
*incidently, while we are on the subject we need more tequila and jd*
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British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... Posted Dec 22, 2002
No, no thanks but i don't do cancer!
Thanks for the offer, much prefere to drink me sen to death*parp*
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- 4: British :Stiff upper lip {Moody with wiT} Generally full of sh....... (Dec 22, 2002)
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