A Conversation for Regiment Gazpacho
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Started conversation Oct 28, 2002
The following people has been promoted:
Corporal Jedi Jade has been promoted to sergeant.
Regiment Gazpacho will be training in the training area every tuesday under the supervision of sgt. Jedi Jade.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Nov 8, 2002
Private Tosh has joined regiment Gazpacho.
War jabs a small memo onto the board
ED-E42 Posted Nov 14, 2002
For Hire:
Weapons Consultant - Qualified to service all manners of weaponry from the tempered steel rapier to Mark VII MinSing.
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War looks over at Rimmer.
War: This is the latest rifle from Horsemen Tek - The Mark VII MinSing, it is a long range Micro Singularity Projector... in lamens terms it propels (ok, actually it creates a synced attractor at the target location, but lets not get into symantics) .03457*Quark Gravitational Singularities.... ummm.... wait.... lamens terms.... it shoots really really small blackholes that pass through any physical matter like a .50 Deagle round through butter....
||========== Liability Disclaimer ===========||
***Horsemen Tek is not liable for any damage cause to the fabric of space time due to over use.
***Frequency of dimensional collapse are within regulated probability.
***Do not operate near focused gravitational fields.
***Removal of any part of the exterior case voids warrenty.
||=====================================||
War jabs a small memo onto the board
ED-E42 Posted Nov 15, 2002
War: *smiles* Would you be interested in my services or my gun? If it is the gun, then we will need to discuss currency type and purchase quantity... if you wish take full advantage of my services... i'm sure something can be worked out...
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Jan 22, 2003
Sorry to sound stupid sir but isnt going from corpral to sergant a demotetion? 
Frederick (first sniper)
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Terran Posted Jan 22, 2003
you may want to have a look here : <./>http://www.elsham.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ranks.html</.>
I know its for world war 2 but very little has changed.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 22, 2003
No, going from corporal to segeant is a big promotion.
private-corporal-corporal 1st class-sergeant-sergeant major-lieutenant-captain-major-colonel-brigadeer-general-field marshal.
I think.
Is that fish alright gangorlas?
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Terran Posted Jan 22, 2003
Just for a minute. I've actually been on here alot today, but I can't keep it up, I'm going to have to go in about ten minutes, so if you have to tell me anything you'll have to make it fast 
.
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Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) Posted Jan 22, 2003
Yes Brigadeer Rimmer the fish is alright. It must have been colonel I was thinking of my bad.
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Mar 2, 2003
Right, listen up we got three new members, Craxus, Hussassan and Anthea.
Each of you can pick a bunk in the Gazpacho barracks.
Welcome!
That is all.
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creachy Posted Mar 6, 2003
i am spinking me is the only to have read this 3 day old posting.
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creachy Posted Apr 10, 2003
for what it's worth i am just letting you all know i have a 
in front of my name now. that means i am a Colonel. my job is now to make sure you follow cappies orders
. unless they contradict any fun we are having
creachy mp to the 
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- 1: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Oct 28, 2002)
- 2: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Nov 8, 2002)
- 3: ED-E42 (Nov 14, 2002)
- 4: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Nov 14, 2002)
- 5: ED-E42 (Nov 15, 2002)
- 6: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Jan 22, 2003)
- 7: Terran (Jan 22, 2003)
- 8: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 22, 2003)
- 9: spook (Jan 22, 2003)
- 10: Terran (Jan 22, 2003)
- 11: Nova Rift (Werecat/wolf, First Mate of Pirates, Captain of The white Defender, and a Jedi Padawan named Fr' Tel Powil) (Jan 22, 2003)
- 12: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Mar 2, 2003)
- 13: creachy (Mar 6, 2003)
- 14: creachy (Apr 10, 2003)
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