h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...And you need to stop typing in capital letters.

And no, I will /not/ back off. This sort of thing shouldn't happen. And besides that, you ought to learn to respect continuity.

i said you fell i never said u died. you need to learn to read ****h

You need to lean continuity. And a bit more courtesy. Especially when dealing with your senior officers.

I might not be our push around private for very long. I need to talk to Rimmer. I am head of the ARRU and I believe that entails a promotion but I might be mistaken.

I'm not pushing you around, I'm just makin' you remember where you came from.

Jade, you're back, good!
I've decided to promote you to lieutenant, congrats!

Who might you be talking to? Me or Jade?

Jade.
Dont worry, I'll talk to you about it as well.

Ok. What was Jade originaily? Corpral?

Sergeant major.

Ok, I backloged a bit, Gangorlas just need to type more...
freely, giving people more freedom with what to do with what other wrote, and Jade, give him a break ,we've all done dumb things right?

ok AJ I will. See Jade thats all you needed to do.

Wow, Rimmer, thanks, mate! *smacks him on the back*

So what's new with the army then? I'm a bit out of the loop, as you might have seen.

*incrudulous look* Give him a break...? You're funny. But as for now, the whole incident is conveniently forgotten. Oh, and Gangorlas? Stop agreeing with people. It makes you look like a mindless govt. drone. You know, like Bush?

I thaught Blair agreed with everyone, no wait he just agrees with Bush...

Spook is on from time to time at the mo' for personal reasons, Terran is away for personal reasons, mystrunner is just gone, and people seem to be on and off all the time.
Thats about it.

I hate Bush. With a passion. ...Or do I actually hate Cheny (or however his stupid name is spelled...?)

Yeah, Rimmer, have you ever noticed that on the news they always say where Bush is very very clearly, and Chery is always in an "undisclosed location?" Think there's a /reason/ for that?

Bush is totally a pawn, yo. Makes it kind of sad.

hey yo get off the presidents back! Bush has been great. If it wasnt for him we would be running around like a chicken with his head cut off. and I am a govt drone thats why I am part of the terranic government

I believe its cheney but thats besides the point. the reason cheneys always in an undisclosed area is because if he gets killed and bush gets killed we have to us gore and watever his vice president person is. and we definately dont want gore in there. he would destroy NATO and all truces we have at this present moment.

*takes out her hobbit pipe and pours some bubble solution in it*

Okay honey, just cause you have your oppinion doesn't mean I can't have mine. And besides that, you're very young, and therefore nieve. So really. Pay more attention to the news, ya?

*blows a few bubbles. They cascade around the room*

*thoughtfully blows bubbles from her pipe*

*sarcastically* Yeah, gods forbid we get a /democrat/ in there. The economy might actually like, get /better/ or something.. Anyway, let's not talk politics. I was having so much more fun making fun of you...

So is there anything going on in the war thread right now, Rimmer, or has it been abandoned?