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All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 101

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - erm
i say we go after the pajama clad indevidual who randomly appered here...


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 102

Khamsin

Ma'am I agree with you, Ma'am


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 103

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

hurrah!!
smiley - biggrin
smiley - wow
*smiley - run after strangely clad indevidual*


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 104

Khamsin

smiley - evilgrin *follows suit*


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 105

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*stops suddenly outside a store*
wow... 50% off towels...


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Post 106

Khamsin

no no... we have to catch him....

smiley - drool ice cream


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 107

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

yeah...
lets go get icecream....


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 108

Khamsin

Ma'am, while we are on duty?

oh who cares *wants into the shop*

Hi I'd like to take all your ice cream on behalf of the secret service...


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 109

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*walks in behind him*

Shop owner: oh right, yeah the secarate service need me to give them icecream...


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 110

Khamsin

*turns to Anthea*

they don't believe me Ma'am


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 111

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*walk to the counter and smiles almost sweetly and hands over a card*

Shop owner: Whats this?

a written threat...

Shop owner: a threat of a half a dozzen cupcakes?

Yes...

Shop owner: is this some type of joke?


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 112

Khamsin

smiley - yikes anything but the smiley - cupcakes she is serious...


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 113

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

shop Owner: its only cupcakes what can they do?

you wouldent like to have to find out...

Shop owner: you dont scare me...

Dont make me do something most of london will regret...


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 114

Khamsin

*looks worried*

please don't, she means it, just give us the ice crean and noone gets hurt


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 115

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

Shop owner: look, your obviously insane...

Oh no, not insane, slightly eccentric perhaps...

Shop owner: get out my shop!

give us the icecream and we will...


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 116

Khamsin

*pulls out his provisional drivers liciense and flashes it quickly so they guy can't see*

See, we are from the secret service


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 117

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

Shop owner: what do i look like i was born yesterday, what branch of the secarate service then?

if i told you i would have to force feed you iceing sugar...


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 118

Khamsin

*puts his hand in his pocket and makes a pen look like a gun*

If you donn't give it to us... well we have a licience to killsmiley - evilgrin


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 119

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

Shop owner: now now i am sure we can make an agreement

Just give us the icecream...

*shop owner packs the icecream into tubs and then the tubs into boxes*

there that wasent too hard...
we also require spoons...

Shop owner: Spoons!!

to eat it with...

*drops in some spoons*


All cells, motorway chase mission

Post 120

Khamsin

thank you, you are so kindsmiley - smiley

*takes a box and walks out of the shop*

*sits on a park bench with ice cream*


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