h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wasn't that a bit... reckless?

*swerves suddenly, gets flung from his bike, and lands hanging from the side of the truck*

*hoists himself on top*

the whole mission is risky.... o well

~Skenvoy

I don't want to damage my ride
ohh well, my agent insurance should cover it, or at least some of it...
*remembers movie Speed, pulls up in front and to the right of the truck, opened his door, and slammed his brakes. With an outstanding crush, the door flies out into the traffic*



*Puts the car onto the autopilot, and springs onto the truck*

*jumps onto the back of the truck from his motorbike which spins out of control and falls under the truck causing it to jerk quite a lot as the bike hits the wheels*

~Skenvoy

*Located on the truck that jerks, flies off the top of the truck and at the last moment grabs the side truck saving himself from falling under the wheels*

I think I lost my shoe

*Jumps out of helicopter and parachutes down to the truck. With pure skill lands on the towbar and releases parachute*

Let's do this thing.

*Helicopter flies into a billboard and creates a spectactular fireworks display. Luckily no-one is hurt*

I just hope they don't have a remote detonator for this nuke... otherwise they could detonate at any second...

~Skenvoy

DETONATOR? Noone said anything about the detonator. They are really to use and that is not a very comforting in our situation

*meanwhile has been cutting things on the back door of the truck with a handlaser*
*cuts the last bit, and the back door just falls off*

Get the detonator please, thank you Vonko

*Hangs down with face looking through the passenger window upside down, shoots the passenger, and points gun at the driver*

Pull this truck over now, or say goodnight.

[*the man reaches for a red button on the dashboard*]

Shoot 'em! *jumps over to the front driver seat window, preparedf to take the wheel*

*ambulance switches its sirens on and moves slightly faster up the motorway*

*Shoots at man and the bullet hits him in the shoulder blade and knocks him unconcious*

Watch out for that tree!

wow... you people didn't need me here at all!
*starts to look at the nuke*

~Skenvoy

*without warning, the nuke starts to look back at Skenvoy*

who ever the prankster is has their leave cancelled. I'm looking at you Joe C

~Skenvoy

*there are 6 men in the back of the truck, all armed*
*the driver slumps forward, failing to reach the red button.*


*grabs the wheel and steadies the truck, then opens the door through the window and pulls the driver's body out, throwing it on the road*

*suddenly notices the six guards*
Oh hi guys, I'm your new training officer...
*takes one guard down with a blow to the neck*
Nope, he's no good
*kicks a guard trying to rush him with a knife in the chest knocking him into another guard both of which fall out the back of the truck*
They could improve there...
*feels a rifle being poked into his back*
.... this could get interesting...

~Skenvoy