h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok guys we have gassed the guards outside but remember there are still several automated cannons. Decoys will be parachute dropped in with us, that should reduce the chance of our being shot by the guns before landing, though there is still a chance... lets lock and load!

~Skenvoy

*locks the door and gets a fresh batch of cakes*

we're in a plane

~Skenvoy

*Jumps out of the plane.*

yeah... weard things you find on planes these days

shouldent he have taken a parachute?

*holds up Skullock's parachute*
I think he forgot something!
*dives out of the plane WITH his and Skullock's parachute*

~Skenvoy

"Looks around"
hmm, I always wanted to airsurf a bit. Takes out an air/surf/glider thingy out of his pocket, takes his shute and goes after Sken


weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sir what equipment have we been assigned?

just take your pack and everything you can fit in it
*takes her parachute and pack and jumps out*

*Sails haplessly towards the ground.*

*tugs at rip cord.*

*Nothing happens*

*Tugs again.*

*His shit flies off behind him.*

*Feels a draft.*

*Looks up and notices he doesn't have a parachute*

Whooops!

*Notices skenvoy*

*Spreads out his body in order to produce as much drag as possible to slow him down and alow skenvoy to catch up with him.*

*catches up with Skullock and hands over his parachute*

~Skenvoy

Thanks Sken!

You didn't happen to catch my shirt did you?

*Slips on his parachute.*

no sorry! Someone else might though
*wonders if the mission should be re-named "The curse of the stripping skydiver" *

~Skenvoy

*Radios to all the other paratroopers: If you see a shirt on your dive grab it and return it to me. Skenvoy may, or may not, give you a bonus if you do!

*falls quite a bit then pulls the cord and the parachute opens*

*waits to see if Anthea gets shot to pieces before opening his chute.*

*grabs a knife, UZI, pistol, 4 blocks of C4, and an extra clip for each gun*

Right... its a long way down

*pulls on his parachute and dives out head first*

*does a HALO from a higher up plane*


sorry im late boss</>


*is hit in the face with a shirt*

*falling fast tries to catch up with the rest*

*continues down at a high speed*


*adjusts position to inscrease resistence careful not to go into a spin*




*oon nearing the otherss pulls the rip coard*