h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*pulls his rip cord*

*the parachute fails to open*

/\/what do I do if my parachute fails to open/\/

*beside khasmin*


either pull the reserve or grab onto my legs ...

*pulls the reserve*

*parachute flys open and he signals the ok*

*throws a potato out of the plane (needless to say, it has its own mini-parachute), then follows*

*opens his parachute*
*a little note tied to a piece of string comes out which reads "I OWE U 1 PARACHUTE*
*the note acts as a parachute*

~Skenvoy

*hits the ground after a long time*

*lands*



right! whose sweaty shirt hit me in te face!

*follows suit behind anthea*

*A large metal cylinder embeds itself in the ground next to anthea. strange groans eminate from within the cylinder*

*lands*
*dives behind cover as the auto guns open fire*

~Skenvoy

*sees them open fire and dives behind a bunch of crates*

did anyone bring any grenades?

*cuts lose his shoot and flattens himself onto the deck hiding in the foliage*



*begins to move towards more solid cover*



i hope there arn't any dogs this shirt might give us away a bit</>

*A small hatch opens on the cylinder and a hand throws a grenade at the auto gun*

That should help

i have 5 HE grenades. 4 smoke grenades. 3 stungrenades. 2 paint grenades and a "partridge in a pear tree" (grenade)

oh oh oh use the partridge in a pear tree one!

~Skenvoy

*the cylinder emits a loud series of clunks, and then falls apart, revealing B who drops down behind some handy crates for cover.*

YES SIR!

*pulls out the pin*

*throws the grenade*

*Watches the grenade.*

OOOooooo.

Hey! You have my shirt!

*grenade hits the gun and a tree forms placing its roots in the mechanics of a gun*



*a partridge can be seen sitting in the peartree*


this is yours! my the smell from it would give us away if they had dogs!


*hands back the shirt*

Anthea, got any s with you?