h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm here grab him under the arms and take him back to HQ then we'll get back here and try to find the machine, Anthea Turner and Ulrika Jonsson

*Suddenly Anthea Turner and Ulrika Johnson walk into the room. Hussassan throws ninja death stars at them, knocking them into temporary comas. Then picks them up.*
OK I'll get these two, you take the other guy. *Activates paramedic diguise hologram.*

*presses button on watch and changes into a paramedic also*

I'd almost forgotten why my code name is Scarlet

*Starts to load the bodies on a trolly*

Make way please make way there's nothing to see here

*Lods them into an ambulance.* You take these guys back to HQ, I'll try and disable the machine. *Activates scientist disguise.*
PS you should post in the Briefing room that you want to stay, I did and just got propoted to seargent!

Ok I'll pop in and tell Skenovy of our haul and I'll be right back, well Dr Titan Knutz will be

*While reefigrl/Scarlet/Dr. Knuts is gone, Hussassan sneaks back into the R&D room to try and screw it up as much as possible without anyone noticing.*

Psst any sign of the evil BoyBands

Good to see you again. they don't seem to have the machine operational yet, but we shouldn't dwadle.*Heads into the room with the BoyBand machine.*

*Tiptoes in behind Hussassin*

*whispers* should we press a button or wait for someone

No, let's just cut this wire that says 'Do Not Cut This wire.'

*Closes eye's and puts fingers in ears*

*taps scarlet on shoulder*


ahem its not plugged in


*swings plug nonchalantly around hand*


i go away for a few days and this is what you get up to

well im back know


ss

I feel such a fool now

well i leave you in charge and this is what i come back too


never mind it happens to us all righto

what are we doing btw


ss

Trying to figure out how this machine with turn the worlds male population into BoyBands

what is this inscription

S.I.M.O.N C.O.W.E.L


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no no there is no hope


ss

Is he the one who's really behind it

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*s screaming into the corridor*

right we must kill the high panted one

where is everyone???


ss

*Peers out from behind the door*

*Waves*

Here

sorry I haven't been here... had a lot going on in RL... whatever that is... btw I might be ending all current missions soon as I've deleted all the inactive agents... if I do that we will instead have one mission and I'm considering having half the agents do the badguy roles to make it more interesting. I'll let you know when I can

~Skenvoy