h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i dint look honest

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Yeah right ok I'm inside now and there a a dozen men in yellow hazard suits in a sealed room, you're the boss now what

is there no entrance to the room?

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it's got one of those number combination doors, I'll need the unscrambling gizmo and my disguise watch, I'm on my way back

*Slips a fibre optic camera under the door and sees what appears to be the construction of something entirely unlike a nuke. Who knows what it could possibly be?*

*s back with unscrambling device and starts to pick lock*

*righto scarlet have you opened it yet?*
* theres more goons arriving so hide your self!!*

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*the door with the number combination lock opens as someone is coming out*

~Skenvoy

*2 guns cock........*

*im coming in *



*charge*



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*the door creaks open slowly..............*

*Saunters right in and flashes doctored ID card.*
Hello, Dr. Johnson, We've been expecting you.
Am I on time?
Just about. Come on, I'll show you the project. You're a bit younger than I thought you'd be...

Just so no one gets the wrong idea, I'm in disguise, OK?

And I'm his assistant, Dr Titan Knutz

and our security chief Jez Stir

he he *(mustnt)

this moustache is really itchy

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Ok so you want us to help with the constuction and delivery of this device could you give us some idea of your plans, we left our notes and briefings behind, haven't had a chance to form any ideas

*Phew*

*notes are swiftly handed over*

~Skenvoy

Ah thank you just what we needed, now if you let us have a couple of minutes to discuss this

This thing will let them rule the world!
Hey, Mr. Superior person, you've made a mistake. The liquid nitrogen should be added >after< the superheated plasma. What he doesn't realise is that this will melt it.

I agree
*whisper* Make a copy of these plans too they may come in handy

is any body watching


*no*


* right ill photo them *( whips out tiny camera)


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