A Conversation for The Lost Empire of Terrania

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Post 761

Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!!

So what do y'all (I'm American, yes) think? I'd need some help as I am rather unfamiliar with GuideML.


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Post 762

friendlywithteeth

I'm OK thanking you! How are you?


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Post 763

friendlywithteeth

What have you been doing with yourself for the last... three years?!?


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Post 764

Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!!

I've been rather engaged in a war upon American Government Schools. They tell me what to do, and I either A. don't do it, or B. give them a rash and a youknowwhat. I got into wrestling and my school newspaper, that's really eaten up a lot of my time. Currently, I have decided never to sleep again, therefore giving me much more time.

What's happened on h2g2 since I left?


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Post 765

F F Churchton

Civilisation has collapsed...but apart from that not much!!!


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Post 766

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Civilisation can't have collapsed...they still serve beer!


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Post 767

F F Churchton

Alright I'll give you the benefit of the doubt...smiley - ale


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Post 768

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

My lord, i represent the SH2G2R we wish to build a railway through these parts to the city


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Post 769

Terran

*Rises from the royale throne and dusts off robes, bows to kipperonthefloor*

Sir Onthefloor, I am indeed curious about these plans, tell me more...


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Post 770

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

thank you my lord, The SH2G2R feels that the lack of public transport in these parts leave somthing to be desired, the railway would bring traders to this noble land and the lands will thrive with prosperity


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Post 771

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

also i wish to fill the post of head of the department of transport


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Post 772

Terran

I think this sounds like a good proposal... the post of department of transport has been vacant for some time, so certainly the post is yours. Are there others of your cause that are involved in this venture? If so I would like to meet them...


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Post 773

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

no my lord, i am the only one at the moment, which is tiring as i have built 30 miles of track myself


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Post 774

Terran

Yes I can imagine... these are indeed dark times... for the land of Terrania and the greater lands of hootoo...

Well I shall lend you any resources that I may have [when they see this thread!] and aid in your construction project.

Am I right in thinking these lines run through the lands of the Evil Army of H2G2 also? Whom our army [which isn't necesarily always the same thing as Terrania confusingly] have variously been both allies and enemies with at different stages...


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Post 775

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

Indeed that is true my lord the station of Wensted is just one mile from it


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Post 776

Terran

Oh good... any future wars may be only a train ride away... should make things go by more smoothly anyway...

So for my part, is there anything that would be of use to you? Any sign posts you would like me to have made for the service?


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Post 777

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

no my lord , although are there any swamps and bogs on the planned route


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Post 778

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

oh and perhaps some steel for the bridges


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Post 779

Terran

"no my lord , although are there any swamps and bogs on the planned route"

No... not as such... although there may be some... traps, you may need this map *hands over a slightly dusty map* to help avoid them, or disable them as you may need...


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Post 780

Terran

"oh and perhaps some steel for the bridges"

Oh... I'll see what the steel works can do... although I don't think they've been operational for a while there should be quite a few supplies...


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