h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the battle against fate in the Assassin's guild. I was just letting you know you're alive again.

Come on, people! This is no way to rebuild an army!

Lets hear you ideas then

I don't believe I was involved in that. Could you link me to it?

, it was Khamsin.

First of all, could you two please hold the ooc conversation somewhere completely different? Secondly, we should get the base ready for new recruits. Thirdly, we should draft a message for Ask H2 and the journals, asking people if they want to join. And lastly, we should sort out the regiments. Mine's ready, but I assume we'll need more then just one.

Look I've said this once, this is NOT the Terranic Army this is the Empire of Terraina

I am head of the armed forces

CREACHY is head of the Army

HDS is head of the space fleet

There is a vacancy for head of the Navy

anyone who wants to join either Service should say so

THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM SPOOKS ARMY

"THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM SPOOKS ARMY"

Yes I whole heartedly agree. But... and this is just a suggestion mind, so don't go bashing any blunt objects over my head or anything... you don't want any light sedatives there do you?

What we need to do is clarify things. Which isn't easy, when nothing isn't particularly clear at the moment.... yes well anyway


Shortly after I started up the Terranic Army (about the time I created this page), I wanted to create a group which was kind of a society in its own right - the army being only one part of it.

Unfortunately I never got around to implementing those plans, but I do plan to in the near future.

I was very tempted to get people to join this "society" and then get them to join the various different groups : which ever they felt most at home with. This may not be entirely practicle.

BUT, I think if we can get people to sign up here and get them to say what organisation they want to belong to - then that could make things a lot easier.


Ralph : I will try and come up with some sort of recruitment template if you like. It could be orientated around Terrania the place, and asking them to sign-up for whatever job they wanted to do. But of course I would like a few peoples input on this if possible.

Waddaya-think?

Lady Admiral is incharge of the stock exchange

maybe if we draw up a list of posts that need filling like mayor, head traffic warden, lollypop lady, chief of police, head of the TV network, head radio DJ things like that people could apply for them

Are Kitty and Scullock looking for more Mrs Doyle's to make the tea?

Good idea. Thought I might start by just looking at the more generic areas.

So we have :

The Military/The Police
Politics
Tea Distributers (The most important job! seriously)
The Media


I think that would make a good start.

and a few silly titles like Keeper of buckets and spades and things like that

Ah yes. Good idea.

One I would definately like to have are keepers of the Terranic Towels. That was always a popular one in the Terranic Army

i have done this A2417212
and i'm quite happy with it at the moment

i need everyone who joining the 'ARMY' side of things to pop along to my Office thread on that page and let me know they are there so as i can build a list up

Verc - do you want me to dish out ranks or Reefgrl. or perhaps you are doing that, i don't know?
the list of ranks that i have devised from Britains official ranking list is also on the GAF page.
oh yeah, i called my little army, Ground Assault Forces (GAF). so i can say, do you lie my GAF? do you wanna see my GAF? look what my GAF can do and things like that bit silly, but hey, c'est la vie

Well done Creachy, good page

So we abandon the whole idea of the old Terranic Army? Pity. It was fun. Can I be head of the Mafia?

ooooh, a Mob in Terrania. interesting in charge of racketeering, illegal gambling and money laundering.

we'll need a police force until such a time as that can be built i am sure the army could handle the Mafia scum

Yeah, well, you keep of my boys, or Pop's gonna give you some nice concrete boots, and take you for a walk in the harbour, capiche?

Yea we need a criminal element to make life fun, I vote he becomes Don Ralph the Llama

Seconded

Creachy I've also linked the army page to the Terrania Free State Armed Forces page A2418356 here if anyone wants a look and you're more than welcome to have an office there Creachy