h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay, the limit on a power is one week. from the moment that you get it.

Ok... still pretty high though.

*throws sharpened parrots at him*

*wishes them into non-existence*

*there are no passing fairys to grant his wish, so the parrots hit him, imbedding deeply.*

*walks in carrying uzis*
Guess whos back, after sorting his numerous password problems!
*opens fire at werekitty, drops the now emty magazine and reloads with *
Eat alcoholic beverage
*squirts werekitty*
nana!

aaaargh!!

*throws extra sharp homing parrots at metroid*

*the parrots never hit him, and he drops a 6ton Monty Python wieght onto Werekitty*

*fortunately, as the Pythons were never stupid enough to have used real weight, it's made of styrofome, and bounces harmlessly off her head*

HA!

*opens a hole into hell below Werekitty's tree and she falls through it*

*after a few moment a bunch of terrified looking demons charge out of it. Werekitty follows at a more leisurely pace*

and if you EVER try to put a pitchfork there AGAIN You'll get WORSE NEXT TIME!!!!

*looks smug, and pours several gallons of molten lava over Thamian*

*as he killed satan and stole his powers, is immune to fire and lava*

>sigh<

You didn't kill Satan. He's immortal, and he's already been as killed as anyone can be once before.

You'll just piss him off you know.
I pissed him off once, took my fur weeks to grow back.
And I had to get rid of all those maggots *shudders*

Okay, i didn't kill satan but i did steal his powers. Back when i was an insane madman, i was very popular down in hell so i lead an uprising and sent him to burn in the hotter portions of hell.

Ok then.
It's settled.

*shoots incredibly cute bunny rabbit at him out of a large, fluffy, pink high powered bazooka.*

*burns it to ashes, and throws infinate red pitchfork at werekitty*

*catches it and throws it back*

*destroys pitchfork and creates a wirlwind of nasty sharp spikes around werekitty. then decides that this thread is a waste of time and wanders off*

Oh well. I'll just have to be the only fighter in here.

*delivers a lightning punch directed at... um.. herself*

*blocks punch and tries for a kick*

*instantly translocates in, sees werekitty beating herself up*
Hmmm, to good to miss!
*pulls out a camcorder, sets it up recording werekitty beating herself up*
hehehe!
*flies into aor, places hands together and yells:*
Ka Me Ha ME HAAAA!
*a large beam of energy surges from his hands and towards Werekitty*
lets see if she can stop this!

*turns into a giant, red monkey and bats it out of the way*

Raaa!