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Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies.... yep, still going on

Post 3881

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

In my last post, switch tank for hovercraft.


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies.... yep, still going on

Post 3882

creachy

*swiftly keels over and dies*

*a small computer in the far wall starts beeping and a computerised voice emits from surrounding speakers*

life signs lost. shut down commencing.

*all hatches, doors and vents close creating an air tight environment*

initialising self destruct sequence. self destruction in T minus 30 seconds


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Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies.... yep, still going on

Post 3883

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

*Goes into half scorpion form, melts a hole in the side of the hover creaft, and jumps out, resuming full scorpion from in midair so that he is too light to cause the mines to go off, then scuttles away.*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies.... yep, still going on

Post 3884

creachy

*hovercraft explodes with the force of a small atomic bomb. so the scorpion is safe. but all the mines are destroyed and anyone within 5 miles of the craft.*

i think we need a new battle nowsmiley - winkeye


how did you melt a hole in the craft Hussassan?


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies.... yep, still going on

Post 3885

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

In his half scorpion form his poison is incredibly corrosive.

*reataches an arm and shoots creachy*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies.... yep, still going on

Post 3886

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

*Goes into giant scorpion form and grabs creachy in an oversized pincer.*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies.... yep, still going on

Post 3887

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

ouch...

*leaps onto Hussassan's head and digs in with her claws*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies.... yep, still going on

Post 3888

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*walks away to enjoy birthday*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: ITS THAMIAN'S BIRTHDAY. HOORAH.

Post 3889

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

Happy birthday Thamian smiley - winkeye


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: ITS THAMIAN'S BIRTHDAY. HOORAH.

Post 3890

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*gives Thamian a large bday cake.. which doesnt explode*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: ITS THAMIAN'S BIRTHDAY. HOORAH. ONE DAY WHEN HE'S DEFINATELY GOING TO BE AGREEABLE.

Post 3891

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

I'll go back to my space and share this cake out then.


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: ITS THAMIAN'S BIRTHDAY. HOORAH. ONE DAY WHEN HE'S DEFINATELY GOING TO BE AGREEABLE.

Post 3892

creachy

*sets up table and chairs*

why not stay here and eat itsmiley - biggrin


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: ITS THAMIAN'S BIRTHDAY. HOORAH. ONE DAY WHEN HE'S DEFINATELY GOING TO BE AGREEABLE.

Post 3893

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*throws some sparkly candles after him... which do explode*

Hmph. Fancy not wanting to spend his birthday online.

I feel so rejected smiley - wah


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: ITS THAMIAN'S BIRTHDAY. HOORAH. ONE DAY WHEN HE'S DEFINATELY GOING TO BE AGREEABLE.

Post 3894

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

*Goes back to human form and offers werekitty a shoulder to cry on.*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: ITS THAMIAN'S BIRTHDAY. HOORAH. ONE DAY WHEN HE'S DEFINATELY GOING TO BE AGREEABLE.

Post 3895

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

*accepts the shoulder and wanders disconsolately off with it*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: ITS THAMIAN'S BIRTHDAY. HOORAH. ONE DAY WHEN HE'S DEFINATELY GOING TO BE AGREEABLE.

Post 3896

Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

*Uses lightsabre to cut off creachy's shoulder and replaces his own with it.*

Ohhh, smiley - erm, maybe that wasn't such a good idea. Hi, magick smiley - fairyssmiley - divasmiley - angelsmiley - cupid.

Happy Bday Thamian! *Tosses him a brightly-wrapped gift which may or may not explode.*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: ITS THAMIAN'S BIRTHDAY. HOORAH. ONE DAY WHEN HE'S DEFINATELY GOING TO BE AGREEABLE.

Post 3897

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

smiley - laugh

*sits down and opens all of Thamians presents*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: ITS THAMIAN'S BIRTHDAY. HOORAH. ONE DAY WHEN HE'S DEFINATELY GOING TO BE AGREEABLE.

Post 3898

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*takes his new multi-tool thingie out and pliers of Creachy's ear*

What do i do with this ear? And i did spend my brithday online just not in this thread.


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: ITS THAMIAN'S BIRTHDAY. HOORAH. ONE DAY WHEN HE'S DEFINATELY GOING TO BE AGREEABLE.

Post 3899

ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose

smiley - tongueout

I think this one's either explosive or an alarm clock...

*throws package to Thamian*


Ultimate World War Zone: All Armies War: ITS THAMIAN'S BIRTHDAY. HOORAH. ONE DAY WHEN HE'S DEFINATELY GOING TO BE AGREEABLE.

Post 3900

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*kicks it at Creachy, who chatches it and explodes*


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