h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*sigh*
*hands rimmer wooly hat*
*then stabs him in the other leg*

*walks away, limping*
*Moments later a great truck comes storming in and runs over Anthea, then stops and Rimmer climbs out*

*holds lighter under rimsies nose, making his face melt*

*sits up dazed*
....
sorry about that but lou was right no-one ever says thanks
and i am not the official doctor....
i just do the job cause no-one else would

*but Rimmer throws some nitroglycerin at Listy when she's not looking, the attaches a fuse and lights it, with 2 seconds before boom! Rimmer pushes Listy off him and says bye-bye*

*listy blows up*

*the body parts rain down, and the left arm slaps Rimmer around the face twice*

*body begins collecting parts*

*hands lou some sticky tape*

*steps on Listy's severed toe*

*stabs rimmer very hard in the foot*

OOWW!
*kicks Anthea with his other foot*

*jumps out of the way*
well thats just fine....
*shoots rimmer with a revolver she keeps hidden to suprise people*

*tapes self back together with strange feeling of deja vu*

*inserts DVD into Rimmers ear*

*shoots rimmer again then puts the gun away*

*wonders where Rimmer is*

good question.....

i think he is off line
*leves to get some curry *

*follows*