h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And here was me thinking Lou was a girl.

he is a girl!

Lou is short for LOUISE not Louis contary to popular belief - hence ListerETTE.



Phew
Sorry

Lou (the WOMAN)

We know!

or is that

Lou xxxxx

Metroids in da house!
*metroidpacks snow into the end of his rocket launcher*
Rocket propelled
*metroid fires at lou*
Hee hee

*metroid looks about, relises no one else is here, flips up a comms bage and presses a button*
Request item drop
*behind metroid a Stargate and a DHD appear*
right, now to get out of here
*metroid presses some buttons, the stargate spins round and activates*
See ya
*metroid jumps into stargate*

*Jumps through the Stargate after metroid.*

*takes out an automatic sniper rifle and snipes at everyone from up the top of a mountatin with multi dimensial bullets that can go anywhere

*kicks Gorgon*

*burns Ralph with his hex vision and throws penguin dummies at Gorgon*

*pops out of stargate, and closes it to try and stop hussassan*
ha , get thru that
*netroid puls out a high velocity railgun sniper rifle*
buh bye loser
*metroid shoots gorgon in his groin*
hee hee

Webhead jumps in to scene
and then realises that just steped in dog poo

Webhead sees metroid and throws a flash bang at him

Webhead dails up the stargate and runs through it like
a horse on steroids

*hits web head with glass bottle.*

*draws lightsaber and cuts nice patterns out of the Stargate*

sings a song of six pence.

*offers Kitty for it*

four more and you can have it.

*sings a song of six cents*

I'm haggling.

six cents or no deal.