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"small and weak thundercats"?!..
yeah i suppose spook has to say it again and again hoping that his wish might come true one day... hehe...

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[loup goes back to RL singing something about acid rain and spook (incidentally spook seems to be in denial of this incident too... could it be the first signs that his mind is failing him?!)...]

loup

* hands spook a spare cloak then dashes round collecting grenades and lobbing them back at thundercat lines *

quille: good thing these didn't go off, I've heard of delayed action fuses but these are rediculous

* begins to load catapult that has materialized on the battle field with a selection of shrapnel and propaganda *

incident? maybe i was too busy laughing. i mean everything is funny when u r ing, right?

power will defeat u, because u cannot accept that the thundercats r a joke of an ARMY!?

spook



ps.i now have a new uniform which is acid proof

Hang on this looks suspiciously like a dose of laughing gas.

* whips out gas mask *

Right Tewdric start flapping, we need to clear the air a bit round here.

Spook, I'm not sure you understand combat etiquitte...

Annoyance isn't a weapon. Neither is insults.

It's rather rude.

Right I think things have got very confused. back to basics:

There are two trenches, me and the terranic army and its allies are in one trench, the thundercats and their allies are in the other. And no more insults please, no accusations.

Lets get back to the wars games! Please!

FM Terran

The SAS and the SBS (they wanted to come because they are fed up of the SAS getting all the glory and all the action as well as all the fun) have now launched their heat-seeking, satelitte, computer controlled leather hanbdags on the Terran Army!

*Mystrunner's guymelif leaps from the trenches and heads through the no-man's-land. Whenever a heat-seeking handbag nears him, it is destroyed by a gout of flame from the nozzles on the back of the Guymelif's hand.*

"oh dear, spook is in a bad way... he hasn't noticed that acid was raining on him... if i was FM terran i would make him see a doctor pretty soon... can't be good that... it's either that or spook doesn't read other peeps quotes... naaaaaah can't be that... spook would not break his own rules.... oh hold on what was this posting about dropping a nuclear device?!... mmmmm... obviously at the time he didn't realise that FM terran was the thundercats' prisoner... deliberate mistake?!... curiouser and curiouser... yep me thinks that spook is loosing his mind somehow... very worrying indeed... who knows what other rule(s) he is going to break next..."

[goes back to RL with a very concerned look]

loup

Perhaps Spook is training to be a politician. All he needs now is to permanetly drunk, asleep, incompetent, corrupt, and insane and then he will be fit for parliment.

The SAS and SBS are now holding an unconventional afteroon coffee session, instead of serving coffee they will be serving tea.





The SAS and SBS have captured some Terran soldiers and they are making them watch the recorded television series Countdown as well as all the worst, mind-numbing tedious commercial adverts that you can ever think of you.

"spook next prime minister?!... mmmmm.... maybe i should try to get in his good books just in case... hehe..."

[goes back to RL reading a copy of "how to make friends with the enemy"...]

*Mystrunner pilots the 'melif towards the SAS's holding cells, and opens fire (literally) on the border defences with 900 degree flames.*

Burn! Burn it all! Set it all on FIRE!

everyone in this thread is invited to the all armies war at thread F97504?thread=211113 . may i also ask that all medical staff report to the hospital at F97504?thread=211112 as u may be needed for this battle.

to all civilians in this thread, if u do not have an army at the moment u can either join one officially, fight for one unofficially or be part of a civilian army.

the battle begins on saturday 21st september at mid-day uk time aka gmt time. i advise u all go there now and begin setting up your bases.

there is information the page this convo is on about the ultimate world war zone where the battle is taking place.

knights, it is up to u who u fight for, however, armies may join forces while fighting against a common enemy.

people who r part of 2 armies must decide who they would like to fight for in this battle.

remember to have fun.

spook corp

Looks like a more promising war! *mounts her trusty dragon, Derrael, and rides off into the other thread*

@spook... hehe...

"civilians and army don't go together... you might have to find another name there... anyway does that mean that THIS war is finished at last?!... not that i'm not enjoying myself but i got some dragon slaying to do soon... mmmmmmm... on the 21st too... oh well... will see what i can do... anyway if this war is over thanks everyone for the fun... i never participated to any kind of wargames before... twas certainly an experience... and i do remind anyone that whatever i said during this battle was only for the purpose of this battle... i think you're all great...

talk later"

loup

I wonder how the Terran soldiers are faring under SAS/SBS hospitality ie having to watch non stop Countdown, mind numbing tv commercials, being whacked with leather handbags, attending a coffee afternoon where all they serve is tea? Oh yes I forgot the ever lasting, extremelly tedious and boring committee meeting (a new form of SAS/SBS interrogation method where they bore the enemy to death), and what their founder would have thought of it all?

No one in the Terran Army has commented on this, Is it because they are so embarressed Loup?

spook for prime minister sounds good to me.

take part in the other battle loup. help one of the sides or something. it wouldn't be the same without u.

spook

countdown was funny. maybe u should get ready for the other battle jedi woman.

spook

spook: thanks... i think... hehe... i'm gonna have a look anyway... it's just that i really have a few things to catch up with and with RL disturbing my online life it's kinda difficult to do more than one thing at the time...

but as i said i'm gonna have a look... an opportunity to have fun cannot be ignored...

talk later...

oh i forgot:

@spook hehe... that's for ignoring my wonderful acid rain... lol...

talk soon...

loup

SPOOK,It was spamming,accept it and stop crying