h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I ask that every day...[makes lots of monkey noises]

Rabid Monkey

FM Terran ? Is that a radio station?

Rabid Monkey

rabid monkey: mine a isn't even a smiley it's < fullmoon > one... not REALLY the same...

have some i would have offered some wine but tarran drunk most of it while he was our guest last night..

loup

rabid monkey: what... like "tarran on stereo"?!... lol...

Loup: Ok, we won't damage the gramophone, just relieve you of it

Stop trying to win everyone over to your side with the bubbly your leaders may have something to say about the missing contents of their cellars when they return.

Rabid Monkey : I'm sure you're a Knight so you should be on our side

bishop odo: the is my own... hehe... but FM tarran did drink most of the thundercats' wine last night... and not just the trench one...

oops the record is broken now... oh well never mind... some peace and quiet can't be bad...

loup

*We are the Champions Starts playing over the Terranic Grammar Phone*

Freddie Mercury : "I've taken my dues, time after time..."

Thank you Loup for the Vintage Champagne Dom Peron. This is truly the best champagne in the world. Champagne Dom Peron is the orginal Champagne, and therefore the most expensive.

I am just pretending that I
have lost my memory as it is a ploy to confuse the enemy. I have now sent thema a telepathic/morse code messages to Sterling Headquarters (as some SAS troops are now telepathic due to training and selectio) to ask the SAS to come to help us and send them the information that they needed to form an attack. They could not come earlier on as they were on routine military exercises in the Brecon Beacons and they were having Heat Seeking, Computer Controlled Leather Handbag Missiles. They were also having their unconventional coffee morning training sessions, where they make tea instead of coffee. This is a true story that the SAS are the best tea makers in the British Army, well that is what the SAS told me. They have had permisson from the Head of the SAS and the MOD to help the Thundercats and strike out against the Terran Army and cause much confusion as possible. If any Terran soldiers are captured they will be interrogated by bombarding them with Richard Whitely jokes until they are made to talk and then they will have to have their teeth looked at by the Regiments Dentist if they do not crack under Richard Whitely jokes and if that does not work they will have to under go the threat of having a blood test. Then there is the threat of being hit with a leather
handbag. The Terran Army must be prepared for heat seeking, computer controlled leather handbags, the new unconventional weapon!

Yorkshire has now an Emabassy in London, Jemery Paxman is the ambassador and Richard Whitely is the cultural attache, this is a true story and it was reported in the news today.

Loup: Congratulations on breaking the record, still we may have to do something about your distillery

* begins removing cotton wool from the horses' ears. to happily to self *

bishop odo: well i like queen... so i don't mind...

jedi woman: i think confusion will definitely be the key word there... hehe... i am confused too and it hasn't started yet... lol...

gonna have to switch to telepathic messages now... got some astral travelling to do...

see you all in a mo'...

loup

A knight? Great! When did I become one of them? Since no one else seems to be convincing me to join them, I'll join the Terrans.

Rabid Monkey - when I get that smiley

I'm sorry Rabid, I'd got you mixed up with Sir Culdesac who is the Knight of rabid monkeys. You can always go to the castle and sign up though, new members are always welcomed.

* rummages through saddle bags *

Now where did I put those leather eating hatchlings, they're around somewhere!

Sir Culdesac's not going to try and capture me is he?

Rabid Monkey

No not at all, he'd be delighted to meet you I'm sure.

* still rumaging through saddle bags *

telepathic message to self...

"i wonder if he gonna have to wait as long as me to get his knighthood... hehe... actually i'm STILL waiting for an answer... i wonder why..."

loup

He may have just put you in, and you didn't notice. Ask Mystrunner about it.

FM Terran

Ah! FM Terran is a person. What does the FM stand for?

Rabid Monkey

telepathic message to FM terran:
"mmmmm... will check later... anyway..."
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"goes back to RL singing [out of tune] 'we are the champions'..."

loup

Loup: probably depends which side you're on at the moment!

Ahahha ah etc. * pulls our a handful of leather eating scarlet hatchlings *

So that's where you where. Right prepare for a feast, catch the handbags in midair if possible.

Ah sorry should have read more of the conversation, Field Marshall? Who made him a field marshall?

Rabid Monkey