h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

lmao a skunk farm??
yep there r a few in this area apparently, but not newhere near here!!

n no one wud trust me with ne kind of plant, cos i've got the kiss of death where growing things r concerned!!
i like them,just not interested enuff to find out how to take care of them!! lol
n as for the garden!!! no thank u!!!
all those creepy crawlies??
so fraid i go for the wild, uncultivated, natural look! lmaopmp
(cept wen i'm embarressed by the height of the grass!!)


trish

HI all..Helen how did you go on with the weakest link email i sent you?? did you get it?? i got loads of jokes and quizes in my email storage..and some rude ones as well that have been sent to me over the years..let me know what sort of thing you like..
Trish and Jinty you can have some as well.. and ..

well i'll mail u one n u can show my urs n i'll show u mine!! lmaopmp


Trish xxxx

marc will you stop jumping from page to page youve got me dizzy
i'm going to set my on you
i'll have some of your rude emails or the other ones
you are such a lovely boy ---i'm a crawler jinty

I don`t believe this i have just had a look and i can`t find your email address or any details about you anywhere..so if you don`t mind could you resend me your email and a bit of info about yourself..thanks hun,,XXXXXXX..Marc
[email protected]

oh marc
what am i going to do with you
click on your own space and go to conversations find the one [found you]
and thats where you should be writing your mail ive just been in there and its all there
your a silly
jinty

I found it so i have sent msg back to you on there but i like coming in here with Helen and Trish..and i know you like chatting with them as well so i find it easiest to just leave msgs in here for you all..and then i back to my space and then to Helens space keeps me fit as a butchers ....Marc

hhhhhhhheeeeeeeeellllllllllllllooooooomarc
yes hang your head in shame and put one hand cuff on your wrist and one on your ankle that way your head will hang [cruel aint i ]
so are we using this thread now i'm sure youve got in your pants
and am i going to get an email from you now
ive decided to have a and a doesnt that smell lovely aaaahhhhh plenty sauce and vinegar yum yum
c u later jinty

hi marc and jinty.

now now, we can all chat together nicely..

i suppose it would have some sense if we did have one thread that we all meet together in, so we arent running ragged looking for each other.. or is that too easy???

trish.
i had a garden like that and then i started to watch too many 'garden forces' and got a bit depressed about mine. so thats why im now into groing poppies...lol.

xxxxh.

lmao helen
i'm depressed about mine too, but not so bad that i feel the urge to do nething about it!! lmao
like i sed i just don't fancy getting in there with all those creepy crawlies!!
i c them n
so i leave it to the experts(young lads who come round with their parents strimmers n offer to cut the grass for a few quid!!) lmao


Trish

so about these young lads you have round if you have a good crop of the hemp plants (bush) don`t you think it would be highly tmpting for these young lads to go exploring your bush I thought we already had a thread where we can all come to chat...This one..
Got a puzzle for you all..3 guys go into a second hand shop to buy a telly the telly is priced at £30 so each of the guys gives £10 each the shop assistant pockets £2..the manager comes in and tells the assitant that they have been over charged and tells the assistant to give each of them £1 back so now each of the 3 instead of paying £10 has paid £9 plus the £2 the
assistant pocketed makes £29 what happened to the other £1..??????

aawww sorry to burst ur bubble marc but the only weed in my gardens r of the nettle type!!
neway i don't go in for young lads, i like a real man!!
u been on email yet?? WEG!!!


Trish

oooops i`m doing it again flitting between here and serenity site getting you all is dizzy on the smilies?? i have come through emails on way in here but as of yet i haven`t sent any out..i shall go in a min and put that right..goodnight all.....XXXXXXXXXXX..marc

hi everyone have you all been up all night ,bet your all still in bed now 7--40 am
i solved my garden problem ive got a gardener he comes every two weeks i buy the plants and he does all the hard work it costs me £12 for two hours but its worth it he keeps it nice
what are you all up to today anything exciting ?
i'm off forthen i'll maybe do some housework not my favourite subject n jinty

mornig Jinty

and how are you this fine morning

manda

morning all.

jinty.

send your little man round to me, i could do with some muscle..lol. as for house work.. i hate it to.

trish.

not only do i get the creepy crawlies... i found 4 toads, i had the shock of my life when they started to jump as i was digging..lol.

marc.

thanks for the emails. i will look at them later..... when they decide to reveal themselves. im getting the usual blank spaces.

i forgot to leave any at the end of my last message. i havent had my first of the day yet!!!!

h.xx

hi manda
i'm getting all confused with all the different places the messages are appearing i dont know which ones ive answered [is it auld age ]

if i miss anyone out it doesn't mean ive fallen out with you it just means ive not found the message yet

i'm needing a to get me started as i think my batteries are running downif you want to come to marcs house warming your more than welcome marc is paying all our fares and hotel bills isnt he lovely

n jinty

helen i didnt say he had muscles he'll talk a grammophone to scrap iron
if his hands went as quick as his tongue he could have the garden done in half the time
hope you have a nice day i have to go out for a little while c u later jinty

Hang on <<<<<< rewind when did i agree to have house warming and fund everyones travel costs etc??? have i been typing in my sleep again think i had better go and get myself a strong then try to find these msgs....catch you all bit further round...XXXXXXX..Marc