h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh you are

thankyou

anyway how long do you think itll be until the war is over... one, two more days?

*shrugs*

Dunno. It's fun but a day or two should do it. I have to go on Tuesday anyway.

ITS CALLED WIMPY!!!!!!!

ok let me set a few things straight:

1. the no no no thread is no longer a no go zone. i agreed with Clive only two threads for battle, yet all the other Thingites faught everywhere, so everywhere is now a go zone!

2. i said a while back no mass destruction weapons, so i am hearby banning them from existence in this virtual reality battle. anyone who uses them is considered an insane meglomaniac who imagined the whole thing cause they don't exist. mass destruction weapons take way the fun of the actual battle, and are not in the spirit of war and fun.

3. let's kick ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not going in the No no no thread anyway.
I used to post in there all the time but it takes so long to load up.

We weren't informed of that! So basically we just called off war that night for free?

Alright that's it...

oh dear... this reminds me of RL...

I've decided to stop waging war against the Terrans because Spook is seriously pissing me off by invading 3n

I'm also abdicating my throne from ambassador of the Thingites to the Terranic Army.

Seeyas

Wait, still no fighting in 3n, but also, I am and I think Werekitty also is tired of this war until at least tomorrow...

Enough fighting for today, I haven't gotten one good thing done on h2g2 since this war started

Lets not fight in 3N. It'll only sour things (ites).

But we're not allowed to begin fighting in any new threads? Agreed?
Unless they're specially set up for fighting.

why do we have to fight?

Since you're the new ambassador, Werekitty, shall we negotiate? I think I'll stay ambassador unless the results of these negotiations are unsatisfactory

We're an army. We've been fighting internally for too long.
We've chosen you as worthy sparring partners.
We might lose this one, but we'll just come back again.

or simply we could put aside differences and your army may get some new... members...

no more 3n. No more new convos.
Lets count up how many convos we're fighting in and even it out and lessen it a bit.

Stopping new threads from forming and stopping old threads from going are two completely different things. If you surrender those threads to us, obviously battle will stop. I'll make a deal. You surrender one thread and we'll stop combat on two

You get-
No WOMD
No new convos
2 convos stop

We get-
You pull out of 3n
Your surrender at one convo

There you go. I think it's reasonable.