h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh well, it doesn't matter. The continuity rules were introduced to bring some sort of order when we went to battle. When nothings going on, I don't see why they should be as strictly adhered to.

Exactly, I agree continuity needs to be adhered to in battle and in the Boot Camp, but anyone can say anything anywhere when we're not in a battle situation, that's my opinion anyway

And Creachy and I are the Head of the MP's

I've never understood why people talk about mp's. If mp is short for military police, thna the plural is logically mp, not mp's. 's like talking about tl-lights.

*flicks bits of paper off Ralph's head*

*finds it hard to miss *

*looks around to see if nobody is watching*


*smacks HBP really really hard*

*is glad he didn't whack HPB*

*sneaks away*

*throws a chair at HPB*

*catches the chair with his left earlobe, just to show off a bit really*

My, Colonel, what big ears you have.

Indeed, and have you seen my teeth?


No seriously, I can't find them, I think I last had them in the cafeteria

The cafeteria with the flamenco troupe?

I don't know about Flamenco Troupes but there was a lot of pink

But Colonel, what large ATP-ase you have!


Sorry, that's a bit of an in-joke. Nobody on H2 gets it, it involves some braindead students and a cellbiology lecture.

Well that's alright then


*edges slowly away from Ralph*

a little grammar lesson. when you have something like mp's the 's is possesive not plural... plural would be mps that is all

In that case, what are Creachy and Reefy head of? the military police's what? Their pencils? Secret lavatories?

I'm obviously not fit to be head of anything in other people's eyes

Who's gotten sand up your @rse this time?

I'll give you 3 guesses

Nova, the radio people?