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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 13, 2003
Okay, form a line, no pushing!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 13, 2003
Another Lexx fan! I've been askin to be patron saint of His Divine's Shadow's Assassin for ages 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 13, 2003
SILENCE IN THE RANKS!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 13, 2003
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Jan 13, 2003
Easy Tiger, Ralph just because you wear a Red cap doesn't give you the right to ride rough shod over everyone, I'm going to have to keep my eye on you.
Reefgirl
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Rag Doll. Posted Jan 13, 2003
calm down ppl, no need 2 get 2 stressed... i know! lets sing a song - all together now...
"I scream, u scream, we all..."
maybe thats not too appropriate... erm...
"baaaaa baaaaa black sheeee...."
*is hit on the head by some pissed off soul, then begins to cry*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 14, 2003
Right, l/crprl Werekitty, you stuck your tongue out at a officer, don't do it again as our only cell is currently occupied by a Vogon.
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Jan 14, 2003
Ralph, Ralph, Ralph sticking your tongue at an officer is not an offence
*sighs and shakes head*
This is going to take forever
Reefgirl
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 14, 2003
Okay, then what do you want me to do?
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Jan 14, 2003
well a little discipline wouldn't hurt, a few hints on proceedure and what's good behaviour and what isn't.
Reefgirl
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 14, 2003
Okay, would everybody please form a line!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 14, 2003
*Stands far left, flicking her ears in an irritated fashion, begins to groom herself *
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 14, 2003
, werekitty?
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 14, 2003
Thankyou..
Look at my wings... *points to shadows on back* and my halo *points to shadowy ring on head*
*sings* I'm a guardian angel, check out my wings...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 14, 2003
Look at the Smeg notice board!
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Jan 14, 2003
I'm too lazy to find it, can you give me a link?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 14, 2003
No, I'm to lazy. Just click the link to Terranic army at the top of the page, click Smeg, then click noticeboard.
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spook Posted Jan 15, 2003
just letting u know:
i won't be on h2g2 much for a while (read my journal). therefore, let me tell all:
some people have been promoted inr egiment smeg - chekc noticeboard.
yankee-shoes u r temporarily in charge of regiment smeg. u may not promote or demote, but you may order other people in the regiment about etc and u r in control.
since i am meant to be in control of the whole army, i am now giving brigadeer rimmer temporary control. everyone must follow his orders.
simon aka spook
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jan 15, 2003
Me?
In control?
Wow...
So...
What am I gonna do now?
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Tango Posted Jan 15, 2003
Well, I'd recommed you organise some training battles. If you like I can set them up.
Tango
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- 481: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 13, 2003)
- 482: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 13, 2003)
- 483: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 13, 2003)
- 484: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 13, 2003)
- 485: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Jan 13, 2003)
- 486: Rag Doll. (Jan 13, 2003)
- 487: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 14, 2003)
- 488: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Jan 14, 2003)
- 489: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 14, 2003)
- 490: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Jan 14, 2003)
- 491: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 14, 2003)
- 492: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 14, 2003)
- 493: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 14, 2003)
- 494: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 14, 2003)
- 495: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 14, 2003)
- 496: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Jan 14, 2003)
- 497: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 14, 2003)
- 498: spook (Jan 15, 2003)
- 499: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jan 15, 2003)
- 500: Tango (Jan 15, 2003)
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