h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Very deep. I think I know who's going to crash through the ceiling in the Sex forum.

Oh Lordy!

A pint of the liquid stuff it is then....

And a of Cream Soda for me!

Mew!

phew!

Glew!

[cut to Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons, reading from the Bible aloud: "In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, Let There Be Light, and there was light, and He saw that it was good."]

*scratches head and wonders what the heck is going on here*
monsy

Nothing!! I sewer!

}I know your brain's a sewer. Wait a minute ...{

If I may... Could I get a glass of water, please? That's all.
YK, you know what to do.

There's a girl in this forum dear YK dear YK
there's a girl in this forum and she's asking for you
There's a girl in this forum dear YK dear YK
there's a girl in this forum so you know what to do

Barbeing! Hit me again please, and don't hold back!

Well here have a d|_|

Well thanks marv, i think I'll have that d_| and drink it too!
I'll betcha, I'll wager I'll bargain!
Whatever happened to the BeastieBoys anyway right? Couldn't give a damn what, but you're bloomin' well right where you came from.
We do things exactly the same around here, don't we? I'll say.
Dunno what I'll say really. Bloody random, this talk of mine here.
Put the stool under your arse and drool like a ghoul, I reckon.
Thanks for the drink berbaing. or was that Birbeang? oh screw...

Well prez, I think you need another d_|

Well, I'm not the barbeing, but I know what to do.

[With one hand, he hands Ioreth a of water. WIth the other, he hits the other president, and doesn't hold back. ]

[The female Mewtwo walks in, sits down next to Mewtwo, and orders that YK be hit over the head, which the male countermands.]

Hey thanks, friend!

*gives ol' YK 2135 virtual pats on the back*



kjk

What's kjk for?

[male] }Insanity.{

[female] {Suicidal insanity.}

[Mew] "Mew!"

[female] {Shut up.}