h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

}I thought the sugar in the alcohol was already fermented?{

I am sure that our dear Monsy will survive while soaking in alcohol. I seem to be doing all right and I have been marinating myself for the last few years.

Yeah, and you know why?
'Cause we're marines!

thank you sir may I have another sir!

Hello, Sailor!

Umm YK, just to keep you from getting killed by any marines that you may encounter, do *not* refer to them as "Sailor". You can be hurt, this I know from personal experiance. At any rate, do we know where the next target for the pub crawl is going to be??

}THAT way!{ [points randomly]

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=24306&thread=41346

Never mind! It's getting crowded to bits!

Well sure! You go for a drink in a little unassumind pub and you expect that it will be empty. Well that is before all the regulars get in. Ah well I have always liked Frinks anyway...

Aye mate.

Anyway, YK (who should indeed refrain from calling marines sailors), you being president and all, it's fine by me, but confuses me more than I expected. What would have happened if you had liked, um, say, Pisang Ambon. You'd have ordered it at the bar, and when the waiter was finished he'd apss it to someone and say "this one's for the pres", and then the innocent preosn would bring the thing to me, and I'd drink it and feel really sticky and sweet and gwrroah. The confusion!
Any suggestions for clarity?

Good point.

Good poit! Zort! NARF!

Mew!

Do we need to hold a primary to settle the president issue? And what exactly is BlainesFreet anyway?

Ah, Mr Frink, so good of you to make that proposal.

But I can't help asking what a primary is.
Has it anything to do with primacy? Primates?
Not being a native speaker, I have no interest in THINKING I know what primacy is,
then acting upon that illusion and ending up making a fool of myself.

Once I did that while misinterpreting the word debauchery, and poor Lochangel was never the same.

BlainesFreet, my dear monster, is a JavaScript brokering service. You post questions about JavaScript and I see what I can do about it. If I don't know, maybe someone else will.

}Giveus something to drink. I don't care how alcoholic.{

*places an unusual looking glass of liquid on her tail and gracefully flips it over to mewtwo and mew*
monsy

I have soooooooo missed all you guys!

Now how does that fish work again....?

Glad to have you back Vladimir. Here have a d_| of your favorite!

Nice to meet you, Vladmir?


Erm, what /is/ your favorite?

[Mewtwo catches the drink telekinetically so it doesn't spill, drinks it up, gets outrageously drunk, and broadcasts the following vision to everyone in the room: http://www.h2g2.com/A273278 ]