h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dunno about the beer mug but you can order an IV drip of your favorite spirit so I think that you will be able to get what you like.

thank you sir, may I have another, sir!

I'll have a of root beer.

}And I'll have a of wine.{

At this point I'd like to step in and mention that the sign on The Frinks Drinks bar clearly states "All Types Served Here" AND "No I.D. Required."

So anyone can have anything anytime. However, management will not be held responsible for anything that results from management's policy. I think that's fair...........

*begins slapping her tail in the beer she is relaxing in*
monsy

[singing to the tune of the "Empire" music in Star Wars] Thrawn, Thrawn, Thrawn, Thrawn Thrawn Thrawn, Thrawn Thrawn Thrawn.

}YK! Have you "drunk" too much already?{

Seemed like normal behaviour as far as I was concerned .

'At's fo shoe, Wowbagger!

*Peregrin appears out of thin air*
...sprouts and people.
Uh? Huh? What the heck? Wh... Where am I? And what on EARTH is that thing on my feet?

Ok... who's tentacles aren't behaving?

Dunno I have none. But I am out of beer, so I will get our spouts from the old bar and bring them over.

[singing to the tune of that "Pureena Cat Chow Chow Chow" commercial] Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow ...

Mew!

Anyone for a cat chow cooler?

*wonders if anyone will realize she has been soaking in the beer for days now and is beginning to get a bit wrinkled around the edges*
monsy

Hmm, I like the warts. Nice touch.

You're slowly getting pickled monsy!

Have another one! C|_|

She's not getting pickled! She's getting fermented!