h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what pinky your putting cash in rusty's plate hmmmm humbug

I know the word "hoover", its just knowing what one looks like, waits as per for Pinkycleaners always on strike

Look,I'm doing my best here,working in the dark,without a hoover ! No electric ,what can I do ? Valley I'm waiting for good old rusty to put money into MY plate,unless the funds from the EU turn up of course !! Love Pinnnnnky Oppsey,it's difficult writing in the dark without a pen xxx

wilko's for new light bulbs

Could you get me some bleach and air freshener while your there please Prof.Money ???? Ermmmmmmm haven't we got any in the kitty ? Love Pinky xxxx

I'll use me american express

I'll pay you back when we get some money in the kitty xxxxx Would I forget ? hahahhahahha

forget what!!

Exactly ! Just what I thought too Prof. hahahahhahahha Love Pinky xxxx

no lights no wonder with all the bling in blackpool lol just stick i wire into the tower you will get light from there lol

I can't, cable not long enough, a Yorkshireman, getting free electric from Lancashire, sounds cool

Hahahahhahahhahahha thank goodness I come from the North East,originally hahahhahahha No way am I getting involved in the war of the roses here hahahahhahahaha You take all the electric you want Prof.With Love OK ? hahahhaha Big Bro,I'll see you at the top of the Tower,sometime !!!The fish and chips are on you ! hahahhahahhahahhaha Love Pinky xxxx

yep! the times when I get to go out of Yorkshire, its as a missionary, to teach the faith

Hahahahhahahhahhahahhahhaha I'm ready Prof.,educate me ! hahahahhahahhahahhaha Love Pinky xxxx

why eye(don't know how you spell it in slang)ganning darn 't' club wi wor lass, I'll just put me ganzie on

y aye in the north lol i'm trying to find a cable that is long enough to go from bonnie scotland to wales but we dont want to go through england pity lololololol

I feel the same, being a Yorkshireman(proud on it)then British,hate being called English

Hahahahahhahahhahhahahha try putting your cable around America,down to Brazil and back over to Wales Big Bro ! Oooopsey,sorry,I'm talking to a Scotsman who won't part with his money,and Yorkshireman who would find the whole process too costly anyway.HOW MUCH ? hahahahhahahhahahha Love from a Maccum xxxx

got to say night love, whisky and eyes are not in lineI will catch you later

Sweet dreams Prof.,I'm just thrilled to bits I caught you on line for the first time ever ! See you soon. Love Pinky xxxxx