h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have you two seen my Charthingy chair?It's missing from the Committee room.

nope, can't say that I have, no one has brought anything in here, plus we would not accept stolen property, don't forget Shadow members are above reproach

Sorry I forgot to come back and tell you that it has turned up.

ok, did you check for fingerprints 'n' DNA

LMAO PROF YOU WOULD BE LIKE ME THEY BROKE THE MOULD WHEN I WAS MADE LOL.

can beat you budno blueprints for a mould when I was born and there was a power cut, no lights

Chairs stolen ! Moulds broken all over the place ! I can't leave you two alone for a second !!! I've never seen such a mess !!! Now where's that hoover gone ? Love Pinky xxxx

don't tell me! its time to paint the walls again, I didn't scribble on them THIS time

I wouldn't suggest such a thing Prof ! We know who's scribbled on the walls THIS time don't we Spooky ? hahahhahaha Love Pinky xxxx

Right Prof,I have a plan !! If we get the Xmas tree up today,I think we'll attract customers around here ! We'll be the VERY FIRST ! In a couple of weeks there'll be Xmas trees everywhere ! Unless you have a better plan of course ? hahahahha Love Pinky xxxx

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nick a tree

But do the Xmas tree lights work ??? Love Pinky xxxx

chrissy trees ?????? its not even mid way through bloody november lol whats the point in taking the thing down lol

can't take it downits not been put up yetfor tinsle etc

SEE Prof.,my cunning plan is working already hahahahhahaha Now where's that screwdriver to check these lights ? Love Pinky xxxx

me not touch lightsneed to put new sensor light up in front garden, to cold, to wet, to etc etc- maybe later

quick look around for holly sprig, tend to be a bit painful in the armchair

Heavens above ! PHEW ! Have we any money in the kitty Prof.? We need some proffessional cleaners in here ! I can't swing on those cobwebs without a safety net. hahahhaha Love Pinky xxx

been waiting for EU funding for room clear out research grant