h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll hang on a bit longer. I've had a surprise invitation to the pub, but it's not going anywhere.

*waves hands about and a tray of appears from a worm hole for everyone*

Everything is ready oh High Queen Mina
It is just that I do not know where I should be. I am, to put it bluntly slightly confused having never had a meeting on line before. I hope Titania knows how to rescue me.!!!
We really should judge today as the cakes will be ruined tomorrow - or at least not as good as they are today.
AR1

[Tiger-Face]: Miaourrrr!!

*stops*

*looks astonished*

*clears throat*

[Tiger-Face]: Ahemmmmm... that's better... what I meant to say was - I found the list! *triumphantly holds up crumpled piece of paper*

Ooh! I'll have some of that
I suppose we could just stay together until Titania finds us. she will won't she? asks AR1 in a voice

[Tiger-Face] *reading aloud from list*

Cakes in order of entry:

A796043 Fool Proof Fruit Cake by Toccata

A644591 The Ultimate Chocolate Cake by Lenny

A457139 Outstanding Carrot Cake with Cream Cheese Icing by Witty Moniker

A815708 Californa Lemon Pound Cake by mari-rae

A815276 Lemon Syrup Cake by Ændr, The Mad Hatter

Online meetings are easy.

Just pass me some cake to taste, and I'll let you know which is the best one. Only don't tell me who's cake it is, or I'll never be able to chose.

Oops too late! I'll go and taste a slice of everything.

*nudges AR1*

[Tiger-Face]: It's me ! Didn't Nyssabird do a wonderful job face-painting me?

Dear Titania
At last. I was quite convinced I was going dotty. But we must hurry because High Queen Mina has had an invitation to go to the bar and I feel the cakes must be judged now. what have you on your list dear convenor and excellent organiser? AR1

Erm..Where`s the beer tent ?

Quite fantastic - looks sadly at her rather horrid outfit.
"I really should have put on my new silver mame gown for tonight. The only problem it makes me magnetic and I cannot go through doors." AR!

*helps herself to a while waiting for the Omnipotent Judge to make her decision*


I don't envy her - *all* those s make me drool!

Do you know, I really like this Ultimate Chocolate Cake. Mmm... mm...

Should I taste the others now?

mmm... mmm

Hoorah! Welcome my special friend.
Just for a change have glass of before you go and join your chums in the beer tent. And there are some quite wonderful cakes to taste. Oh! I am Sooooo happy you are here. Big AR1

[Tiger-Face]: The Beer Tent is that way, Lurcher! *points towards <./>F96925?thread=205141&latest=1</.>*

"The best thing about being a judge of cakes" says AR1 in an aside to Titania, "is that the judge may have a glass of after each taste"! Wonderful AR1

*tastes all the cakes*

I'm glad I'm not the judge. I can't decide which is best.

I"I must admit I also thought that was an excellent entry High Queen Mina."
AR1 sees a small sliver of the chocolate cake and quietly puts it into her mouth hoping noone is watching.

[Tiger-Face]: Well AR1 - we can have a after each *without* having to sample them first, right?

Amy... *wipes corners of mouth discreetly* ...you mean they are all *that* good?

[Tiger-Face]: YES! YES! YES!

*does a happy little dance*

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