A Conversation for The Village de la Vavoom's First Annual Harvest Festival 2002
The Beer Tent
Munchkin Started conversation Aug 27, 2002
*The Beer Tent is a large marque, in white canvas with a long bar made out of tressel tables along the far end. Behind the bar are arrayed a large number of Firkins, with Bimble Brewery stamped on the side, and a number of buckets, filled with ice and holding bottles of fizzy disco water. There is a small wine chiller apparently powered by a hamster on a wheel. Some optics are hanging from a stand. A number of cheaply laminated sheets of A4 hang at the back proclaiming "The Beer Tent, sponsored by The BOF Inn and Bimble Breweries" and "Porter 6/3 Lager 6/2 Ale 6/ Others, please ask". The bar is manned by Munchkin, two Rubber Inflatable emergency bar staff, one male, one female and hopefully the odd volunteer. A huge stack of plastic glasses loom behind it all.
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Leopardskinfynn... sexy mama Posted Aug 27, 2002
Greetings Munchkin!
One serving wench reporting for duty!
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Munchkin Posted Aug 27, 2002
Marvelous! Plastic Glasses are there, ales are here, nuts and crisps are kept under here and the large stick, should anyone get unruly is back here. Oh, and all the empty glass goes in this bin for recycling, while the plastic goes here. Make sense?
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Leopardskinfynn... sexy mama Posted Aug 27, 2002
Perfectly!
*wonders where wench-type-bosom goes*
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Toccata Posted Aug 27, 2002
On the front of the wench-type lass I hope 
You should get on well with the Rubber Inflatable Bar Maid (RIB-M) as she has similar 'problems'
Any chance of a 
or is it all a bit early?
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Aug 27, 2002
*floating in*
Ah! You've opened already! Excellent! Excellent! *rubs hands together contetedly, because that's what she thinks is expected of her*
*sits down*
I've added the wrench and her picture!
A cold would fit in very well right now...
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Mu Beta Posted Aug 27, 2002
I was wandering in here to see about a job behind the bar, but if it's alright, I'll just prop it up from the front.
What've you got on tap, then?
B
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Aug 27, 2002
Master B - could I possibly interest you in hosting The Home Made Wine Competition Tent?
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Mu Beta Posted Aug 27, 2002
Oh go on then, seeing as I'm now an expert on home-made wine (A812198 in Peer Review) 
As long as I'm allowed to taste all the entrants...sorry, entries
B
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Aug 27, 2002
Well, as long as you leave enough for the judge - I've already promised him he can sample as much as he wants!
Star a new conversation with the subject 'The Home Made Wine Competition Tent'
Make first posting describe, in detail, the inside of tent
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Munchkin Posted Aug 27, 2002
If you are going to put your bosum about I recommend not doing so in the direction of any BOFs who may drag themselves over. That is just the sort of thing to bring on the old trouble.
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Aug 27, 2002
Who is that?
Ahhh... thanks, I needed that!
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Mu Beta Posted Aug 27, 2002
Right, my tent's empty (although it is only a few minutes old)
Any chance of that now?
B
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Kes Posted Aug 28, 2002
*Wanders in, taking a break from practice*
Ah! Think I'll try the porter ... not that I need anything carrying ... HARHARHAR
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Mu Beta Posted Aug 28, 2002
Bit early to shtart...'scuse me, 'start' drinking, ishn't it?
B
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Aug 28, 2002
*floating by on a general inspection round, pops in for a minute*
Everything alright in here? Oh - yes - I've already been here, haven't I? Oh well, now that I'm here I might just as well have a please!
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Aug 28, 2002
Excuse me - I think I hear someone calling my name... *leaves, taking the with her*
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- 1: Munchkin (Aug 27, 2002)
- 2: Leopardskinfynn... sexy mama (Aug 27, 2002)
- 3: Munchkin (Aug 27, 2002)
- 4: Leopardskinfynn... sexy mama (Aug 27, 2002)
- 5: Toccata (Aug 27, 2002)
- 6: Titania (gone for lunch) (Aug 27, 2002)
- 7: Mu Beta (Aug 27, 2002)
- 8: Titania (gone for lunch) (Aug 27, 2002)
- 9: Mu Beta (Aug 27, 2002)
- 10: Titania (gone for lunch) (Aug 27, 2002)
- 11: Munchkin (Aug 27, 2002)
- 12: Titania (gone for lunch) (Aug 27, 2002)
- 13: Mu Beta (Aug 27, 2002)
- 14: Munchkin (Aug 27, 2002)
- 15: Mu Beta (Aug 27, 2002)
- 16: Kes (Aug 28, 2002)
- 17: Mu Beta (Aug 28, 2002)
- 18: Titania (gone for lunch) (Aug 28, 2002)
- 19: Titania (gone for lunch) (Aug 28, 2002)
- 20: Vip (Aug 28, 2002)
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