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Der Kastle
~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Started conversation Aug 25, 2002
*kaff-kaff*
[struggles thru the crowd and Carny atmosphere to approach the Kastle King - pauses, clear his throat again]
*kaff-kaff*
As an humble and mere Betamorph aspiring to full blown Metamorphity, I must say I'm more than impressed, amazed and in awe of your multitalented skills. Not only are you a complete mile-high Metamorph but you are also expert in walking on shards, dealing with randy cats and recognising the old screen-saver mirror ploy when you have to. That last skill is the one I truly envy.
As for your latest scatological excursions in dreamland with the lovely Ms Lauren Bacall, may I suggest that both hands hold camel dung. This may or may not be true, but Ms Bacall would never know. So instead of standing there with teeth marks on your troos, speak up and give her the lie. At least look like you know what you're talking about. Faint heart ne'er won fair lady, laddo, not in Tinsel-town.
your biggest fan,
~jwf~
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