h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wondered where my beard had got to.

Hurrumph... here me is patiently witing in another conversation... and you turn up here Mister Bagger... ~grin~

Greebs...xx

Yes... I've said as much in your forum.

My computer tells me you have a birthday coming up! A happy birthday ma'am!

~Greebo stops scowling and gives Mister Bagger a humungus grin~

Why thank you kind sir, how nice...

Greebs..xx

*Munchkin enters, having just nipped out to get the s refilled*
Ah Kafka, apparently lived in every house older than fifty years old in Prague, if you believe the tourist bumf. Did anyone ever see Franz Kafka's Its a Wonderful Life? A fine film by Peter Capaldi. Anyhoo, think I shall sit myself here and listen to some erudite claptrap about a depressing Czech author.

Erudite claptrap? From us lot?

shazz

Perish the thought!

Hmmm...~grin~... sounds like a nasty affliction that... has one been to the doctors?

Greebs..xx

I believe you can get pills for it, but nothing a quick dram or two won't sort.