h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Greebo wanders into the strangely silent and quite possibly empty lounge... she wanders over to the books and glances at the selection... ~

Hmmmm... intriguing...

~Greebo raises an eyebrow and smiles to herself... she wanders over to an armchair to await the arrival of someone with which to converse... or at least someone who will give her a glass of really cold milk with straw... and a nice doughnut or three.. or four... or box of twelve~

*Tis a cruel, cruel summer... leaving me here on my own*

~Greebo sings to herself... and wanders why... maybe she is lonely~

Maybe you just like to sing

We obviously felt the same, though in different universes. 12 minutes ago I was reading the prose... now I find you got here a little before I did.

'Cruel Summer'... wasn't that a Bananarama song?

*slides over donuts and milk and starts flipping through a book entitled "Appreciating Wooden Legs: A Soleful Tale" by P.G.Wouldmouse.*

~Greebo takes the milk and doughnuts...~

Hmmm... very nice... thank you... ~grin~

Why yes... me belives bananarama did sing cruel summer... they were on ToTP2 last night... and now me has their songs tatooed in my mind... and it did fit the moment... ~sigh~... but me is alone no more... you are here...

~Greebo throws the empty glass into the fire... and watches it explode all over the place...~

Oh my... that doesn't happen in the films does it...

~Greebo glances around for a dustpan and brush...~

Me wanders of spimcoot has maid service here...

~Greebo looks at the film of dust sprinkled over the books...~

Hmmm... maybe not...

~Greebo picks up the ruf in front of the fire... shakes the glass off and puts it back... on top of the glass remnants...~

Is this dangerous???

~Greebo gets a large piece of card and a red felt tip from he Garfield backpack and writes... in large... friendly letters...~

*DANEROUS*

~She paces the card on top of the rug, puts het felt tip back in her Garfield back pack and wanders over to Mister Bagger~

Hmmm... is the books good?

Wow... did you just see that... wasn't that Fearless Fergal???? Isn't he famous...

~Greebo rushes over and collects the sheet with its gory contents into a ball...~

Me can make a bit of money from these shards... souveniers don't you know... ~grin~

Greebs..xx

spimcoot mentioned the name!!!

Now I have that damned 'the gallery' music going round and round in my head!
Still - it beats 'blinded by the light' from the AGG/GAG thread I suppose.

I know you are supposed to suffer for your art spimmie, but do you have to do it in front of the rest of us? Isn't the whole idea that we form an image in our mind of the agonised young , rather than witness the blood and gore all over the shop?

Greebo - if that fetches a good price are you going to share? I promise even more and s

shazz <-- still promising so much below the line of vision

~Greebo whispers back to Shazz...~

Already sorted boss... got a stall set up and everything... just waiting for the fools... er... customers to start rolling in...

Greebs..xx

*Quickly snaffles Fearless Feargals socks while no one is looking. Consumes some while looking distant and humming the Fingerbobs theme*

~Seeing her profits slipping away... Greebo nabs the sad looking shoes...~

Make good flower pots these will... thats if me can get rid of the smell!!!

Yep, they're already full of compost, but leave a starving artist something.

The hordes will be ripping off me trousers and pants with their bare teeth next...

~Greebo stops... and turns to stare at spimcoot... she opens her mouth in a grin... that... whilst having all the appearance of her usual smile... there does seem to be rather more teeth in evidence than usual~

Does me sense a challenge?

I've noticed a distinctly nudist thread happening lately in spimcoot's discussions. When he's not talking about s**t, that is.

Me nudist? Well barely Still... the gauntlet seems to have been thrown, along with various other garments.

'Barely nudist' makes about as much sense as 'slightly pregnant'.

or slightly wet? I like to keep my face naked at all times (apart from some hair).

*wanders over to Greebo* You don't have to sell bits of gore to get some and

Spimcoot you are a don't you know beetles are punishment from on high?

-- DoctorMO --