h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(too much makes your hair turn red)

I wouldn't mind. Better than grey anyway.

(* I still think grey is nice *)
it is..

Of course it is but I had to say *something*.

to the Cesar one, even if I vaguely remember having heard it before (and the first time I had a of a time figuring it out as I never had Latin in school)

As to Martini, the answer is easy: Neither...

I agree to the martini.. is best.. lots of vitamins, carbohydrates, minerals, ... must be very healthy!

Sounds fair. I take the martini.

I'll have a after-lunch, pre-dinner , followed by a

A ?

I know of screwdrivers, rusten nails, fire engines, pangalactic gargle blasters and "between the sheets" - but never heard of a drink named

Ah.. neither have I, but is what usually happens to me after having an
...
(*coming to think of it.. frequently happens before the as well*)

And just so that our young readers don't jump to wrong, immoral or even illegal conclusions:

Between The Sheets
Ingredients:
1 oz Brandy
1 oz Light rum
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz Lemon juice
Mixing instructions:
In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass.

(see, it happens to me, too) I actually don't drink cocktails that much - anymore Usually G&T serves me just fine

Or a Blue Moon, if it should be wild:

1 1/2 oz. Gin
3/4 oz. Blue Curacao
Twist of peel of Lemon

Stir gin and Curacao with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Add the twist of lemon peel and serve.

(come to think of it, we used to make them in a blender. Cracked ice & the booze in there, wham it for 15-20 secs or until the ice doesn't make too much noise anymore, pour and serve with the lemon twist )

(*off for a bit of.. culture?)
In walking past a doctor's house at the top of Newton Ee,
Twas there I got a sudden stop and gan be feared to dee,
Me hand shook like an aspen leaf, I shivered in me shoon,
It seemed as dark as twelve at neet tho' twere but twelve at noon,

Ale is physic, ale is physic, ale is physic for me….

won't happen again...

Ale is physic, ale is physic, ale is physic for me….
.. last time.. promise..

I don't mind, as long as I don't have to drink it.

'S no problem.. you don't have to drink it.. I will

*sips Martini*

Good. It's solved then.

Lady in red...