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AJ, I do believe you are - but I won't have you fighting over it in my bar!

'fternoo, all - hmmmmmmm, lemme see, could I have a ... and ... tja, bom, bom ..... a and a nice Eau de Vie de Poire (s'il vous plâit !)



Is it a nice sunny Sunday afternoon there as well?

Nope.
*serves a and a au de vie da porie or whatever it's called*

Sorry AJ but there was nobody about and Hati and I needed refreshments!

*moves back to the (?)right side of the bar*

I'll have an and a whisky please. And set them up Hati for everyone else too, while you're at it, please.

Hi Santra *waves*

How was the holiday then?
As this is the Great Outdoors Bar perhaps you would regale us with adventurers tales of daring do and all that nonsense!

turvy

*makes signs to AJ for and *

Oh, it was merely a Friday night out in the "wilderness" N of Copenhagen. I'm active as a leader in the local scouts and we had 24 kids (13-15 yrs) out on a night event along the "Mølleå" - a small river which for the occasion was renamed the Ungabunga River.

We had 8 check posts along the trail - some of which were straightforward to find, some of which required that they used their acquired skills with map and compass. Most of them did OK - but one team managed to get lost repetitively. So it was a long night - the good thing is that it only rained from 23:30 to 3:30...

The start was around 10 in the evening - the last team was picked up and driven the last few kms and were at the end point at 5:45 in the morning, just about the same time as I had a crash rendezvous with my bed

Santra

So, what's it I am going to drink now?

Well, I'm having and ...

back

Erm, can I have a too then?
With some extra rum in it, that is.

*discovers that The Official Bartender is out of order, proceeds to mix a quite "efficient" cup of ""*

Here you are...

*refills his own cup with ""*

Mind if I have a taste along with you?

No, why...

Do you happen to have cinnamon buns here?

*rummages around for a wee while*

Yes - - we certainly do ...

Cool!

I'd like to have 6 cinnamon buns.

*deftly arranges Hati's buns *

Here you are

*Rimmer who is now back, is suddenly thrown in through the roof*
Sorry, I think the problem is that we are in different timezones.
About the entré I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a more interesting way of entering the room, I'll fix that hole later on.
Turvy, here's you and a .
Santra, here's your

*collects her buns*

*downs Turvy's *

Would there be anything else?

Er...
Another perhaps?

OK, AJ - shouldn't we let her have one of her own...

Here ya go Hati.

Erm...

That doesn't seem half so entertaining. Well, I can try, of course.

*downs *