h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Holy crap, I had a birthday and I missed it!

It was an important one too: On 27 January I entered my last year as a teenager.

My forgetfulness may be down to my diet

Have one yourself. Or something equally healthy:

. .. ... ... ...

I can only drink to your good health with this

But come 14 February I will make it up to you with and , and

Because then my diet is over and it is Saint Valentyne's Day on which one should be good to somebody one likes particularly much.

And that person will be me

And then there was my birthday.

However, we shouldn't miss our landlords birthday.

Happy birthday, Santra!

I'm in

Earlier today I was told about a new . It brought back fond memories

(laugh) With a touch of toothpaste. (Or was that mint.)

Where is the edit button?

Yep, mint it was. Brushing teeth, having the first morning AND a hair of the dog all in one first swig

I have choc flavoured by now I still don't really like it not even saving time early mornings: fresh mouth, coffee, vitamins and carbohydrates all in one glass

I recently changed to what can freely be translated into "Mixed Country Store Owner's Beer"

I think my G&T season has started.

There is a season

yes, for everything there is a season..
For , for , for , for

And then the world starts to turn.

There's logic ... Not where I can see it, but there is.

I prefer unseasonable G&T to invisible logic

I just have a few s and then I'll consider whether or not I'd want to see any logic in the empty bottles.

Talk about empty bottles I'll need to sacrifice to the empty bottle god tomorrow

Same story here - only with cans. But then they are easier to carry

I don't like to drink when there's ice outdoors.

Got it,

... is meant to be drunk in winter isn't it