h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You seem a bit obsessed, Hapi.

yes, you're right .. noon, so too early for .. I'll change my evil ways and try not to think about before .. say .. late afternoon?

Good boy.

Why do people use the expression "We are so f*cked!" when talking about governments, banks, corporations and monopoly assotiations, instead of saying "We are so raped!"?

mm.. yes, I see what you mean .. the expression is -indeed- "we are f*cked" .. ignoring the possible pleasure from such activity .. and there's certainly no pleasure involved in the w*rkings of governments, banks, corporations..., rather governments, banks, corporations can cause damage ..

Especially these days.

Good thinking, why? Why,why why.

Why is it when a gang of older blokes go out they talk about getting f****d, did I spell it right.

Why, why why why why... Do they oggle girls get drunk, take the p**s out of anybody who just has fun with the girls , then get p****d and angry because they are too ugly to pull.

Why, why why........why why why...why can't they just go out to have fun.

Why is it good to be greedy, why why why is w****r the new in thing to be. Why why why why why why is it envy to criticise greed.

Why do politicians say stupid things, why do they think we are all stupid enough to believe them.

Why...why why why why why why...

Is there a girl that likes oral anything, do they have to be American, I found one girl that did but she was nuts, in need of psychiatric help because she only liked it on crowded dancefloors.

Why...

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oh, we are all stupid enough to believe them and to vote for them again and again and again there is no such thing as an honest politician.

let me get back to this after a short while

Back to what? Honest politicians?

crowded dance floors? hmm.. i like an audience, but not for that.

no audience for dancing? the term private dancer comes to my mind .. and Mrs. Turner .. and ..

and fridges, cold spots in the sea, and auntie Maud.. anything ..

no, the audience for dancing is fine... its the audience for the other.... oh never mind.

oh .. .. yes, now I see what you mean

I imagine it'd be a bit hard to concentrate, yes .. more so if the audience does cheer or counts licks out loud

re 32429, 32430 and 32431:

i have just been informed that i was re-elected this afternoon

maybe it proves hati and hapi's point, but who cares?

.. as for politicians: it's not what you do but what you can get away with

and if memory serves me well you're not elected as politician

we'll drink to it anyway

congrats

everything is politics, hapi

but politics aren't everything

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ah yes and if I counted correctly we'll be moving to another page soon ..