h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I did well over 300 km yesterday (200 miles).

well

by car .. I walked about 6km

That's cheating.

if you ask me that's even less than cheating

Well, he walked 6km after all.

yes, but those were dutch km's

Ah yes, he should try 6 swedish miles.

""it was almost yet not entirely too cold and windy to go for a walk today, so three of my friends and i walked 15 kilometres/10 miles. at least we had sunshine all the way""

10 miles I've never walked ten miles, I ran ten miles with an army chap with a whip on a bicycle.

six Swedish miles? Scottish miles would be worse

I've only been to Scotland in the dark Where is everybody

canadian miles are worse. Sorry about that.

I decided I'll not walk a Swedish, Scottish, or Canadian mile not today anyway

Ah, you'll run instead?

only when in a hurry

But then you'll run?

yes of course


all the way to the machine

It was a toss up between installing linux and doing the garden. I saw how hard linux is so I'm going in the garden.

a wise choice. lawn mowers don't need installing

Ah that's what people have gardens for.

yep to procrastinate

I can do that without a garden.