h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh I cannot decide. i know not which way to turn

Oh great profits Bob and give un to me a sign that thou is the rightful one and we can once again drink and visit the and eat

I believe nighthoover is the one we should follow: Bob was, not to put too point on it, it seems, a lower-standard of daiety which existed before the mighty one called nighthoover, wherever nighthoover may be

If Bob pre-dated is it not entirely possible that was created (born if you will) by Bob to come down to h2g2 and save us from our sins<?>

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And the son od Bob hated life on h2g2 so much that he couldn't bare to stay and he left us all alone deserted and directionless

CALM DOWN! this could be true, I'll need to consult the holy book of the prophet nighthoover, i think Dustotarth book I; Hooversis, may hold the answer, I'll check in the morning <smiley.

Any news<?>

Sadly the answer to that question is an indefaticble "no", but our quest must continue, the search for the one true son of Bob, our prophet nighthoover who rides in the night, cleansing souls and rejuvinating our lives through the spreeding of the word of the prophet, and unto all our fellow brothers and sisters mjust the words reach, casting evil and dust from teh lands of the bretherin of nighthoover and
Bob, allowing us to live a truely nighthooverly existance of much nighthooverability and nighthooverness, for surely only through following the path of the one true, mighty prophet nighthoover, son of Bob can we realise world peace, free and an end to our torment that we feel in the continuing absence of our diety nighthoover, the ruler of the spaces behind pieces of furnature, created by the skirting board causeing the furnature to sit proud of teh wall, and in which much dust and dank does collect and one day nighthoover shall forfull the second coming as it is written in teh great book but when that joyful day will be we can but imagine, for our waiting and our worry and concern over the date of the second coming of nighthoover is a method through which we can show and demonstrate our loyality to the one true prophet, the son of bob, the most nighthooverable of them all, the mighty, the one and only, the prophet we call nighthoover be sure to have a good look whilst on your holls: nighthoover might even be in teh airport
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I'll check on the plane, i'll ask the captain cos lots of people fly and he might have seen something. I'll check in both the airports here and there and in all the pubs bars clubs and beeches in ibiza

It will be hard but someone has to do it

Yes its a hard job but, I think you should pay particular attention to the bars, pubs and clubs

I was hoping to stay away from there

This isn't going to be much fun

Yeah, right exactly what you planned to do you mean

Busted

got ya! : don't forget your duty free allowance

I'm taking an empty suitcase specially

and If you find nighthoover he can go into it as well

"Anything to declare"

Oh just in my suitcase That would have been funny.

Sadly I didn't find Bob or

But you had a good time, even in the absence of bob or nighthoover ?

Ah, but of course. Muchos

Nice and hot I bet too : It rained here in Cambridge, on Monday, for over eleven hours, and pretty hard most of that time too Still no sign of nighthoover

It did rain in Ibiza too twice but it was that hot that it evaporated before it hit the ground

cool and i bet the slight bit of rain like that is a bit more appreciated, what with it being so hot there normally